Shearing

Two men rubbing there anuses together.

Similar to scissoring for lesbians

Mike and barry are into shearing.
Shearing can spread infections through anus to anus contact

by Frigatefurious December 17, 2024

shearing

Reducing your computer's memory usage by ending unnecessary tasks, freeing up resources to be used by other applications.

Also known as Shaving Off RAM

Holy shit! Windows 7 is taking up 1.5 gigabytes of RAM. That mofo needs shearing!

by cranioDan11 February 28, 2012

Shearing

Scissoring between a man and woman, when a woman’s vagina and man’s asshole rub each other

Hey man did you know Carl and Ashlyn enjoy shearing

by H3llawts September 03, 2023

Shearing

When a lady has sex with a sheep .lesbians scissor. Woman and sheep do shearing

That’s gross did you see that lady shearing yesterday?

by Don’t look under the bed May 22, 2023

Spears-shear

Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.

Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"

Ochris: "Legal, obviously."

Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."

by Bustya Lipbitch April 25, 2008

Beer Sheared

The end result of getting very drunk in the company of persons who happen to possess some form of razor or other hair-removing device.

"Drake, what happened to your hair?"

"Last night I drank too much and passed out, and some of the guys totally beer sheared me... Now I'm bald."

by fork my eye August 25, 2009

Main Shear

Someone who just lost 9 pounds and has a bunch of cross eyeds in his family tree

Main shear just ate a corn dog in front of me

by Main Shear 2 January 24, 2024