Gravity falls season 3

something that will never exist

dude that is as likely as gravity falls season 3

by President Biden February 8, 2021

senioritis sufferers anonymous

We tried to have the first meeting, but half of the people who signed up didn't show and the half that did show up were all drunk or high. Instead of arranging the second meeting, a group vote established that we would play paper basketball and then leave an hour before we were scheduled to.

Man, we didn't get anything done at that senioritis sufferers anonymous meeting.

by LRay10 January 13, 2011

Jiku Shippu Senko Rennodan Zeroshiki

Minato Namikaze's (a.k.a the 4th Hokage) ultimate justu. Translates as "Flying Raijin: Celestial Air Slice Type-Zero."

Minato: Jiku Shippu Senko Rennodan Zeroshiki
Guy: Urrrghhh! @#*&%!!!!!
Minato: Nothing really.

by Zukie August 2, 2017

Sequential Season Syndrome

A painful condition that affects winners of reality TV shows past the first season, consisting of not being able to accomplish success of any degree. See American Idol winners, America's Next Top Model, Apprentice, etc.

Person 1: Ouch, Lee DeWyze's debut album only sold 141,000 copies.

Person 2: Sounds like a bad case of Sequential Season Syndrome.

Person 3: Who?

by jsutadude September 28, 2011

Furry Hunting Season

A season in which it is completely legal to hunt, kill, and eat furries. This Season takes place from January 1- July 27.

Me:Yo looks like y'all restocked eh?
Furry Meat Dealer: Yeah Furry Hunting Season Just ended.

by Nether Slayer The Word Maker January 30, 2020

Senior unemployment moment

Reaching the age of realization that you are only Big Box greeter employable.

After receiving my 50th rejection letter I had a Senior unemployment moment and knew it was time to apply to where all senior greeters have gone before.

by Phiddy January 5, 2010

'Tis the damn season

It's the season of looking back of wondering what would've happen if you took the road that was not taken. Or if you just stayed. If you didn't just escaped away from that little hometown.

And so it's also the season of regrets, when you finally realized that the heart you broke was your very own. And so now, you're missing his smile..

'Tis the damn season

"Tis the damn season, right this time." by Taylor Swift. Like the very season of losing someone, of missing someone, and of regretting..

by ConeyIslandGirl.xx June 13, 2021