season song

A season song is a terribly long song usually consisting of a slower tempo and unnecessarily sappy love-induced lyrics. These songs seem to be so long, that it feels like every season has passed you by while listening to said song. These songs are insanely popular on shows such as American Idol.

I can tell this is going to be a season song, I want to hibernate already!

by k barton December 15, 2007

season 5 episode 14 theory

The theory that every show has one of its most iconic episodes at s5 ep14
The office: stress relief part 1 (the one with the fire drill and safety training)
Friends: the one where they know
Brooklyn 99: the box
Adventure time: Simon and Marcy
The Simpsons: Lisa vs Malibu Stacy

Dude, season 5 episode 14 theory has me so pumped for the new season of _____.

by oreok9 April 8, 2019

Season 2 Switcharoo

The Season 2 Switcharoo is an ideological bait and switch.

When a Television series avoids taking political positions and focuses on good story and characters in it's first season only to go full on current year politics in follow up seasons.

The writers and producers know that people want to be entertained not preached at. So they lure people in, get them invested with an apolitical high quality first season and only to then start beating them over the head with their Ideology in season 2 onwards.

Example:
Hot new Science fiction series

Season 1: A thoughtful space opera dealing First contact and how different people deal with the ramifications.

It's apolitical focused on telling an interesting story and set pieces & people love it.

Season 2: Black Lesbians dealing with racism and homophobia in SPAAAAAACEEEE.

Its character focused merely as a thinly veiled excuse for the writers room to beat you over the head with their political beliefs. Audience dislikes it more than likes it.

Season 3: Cancelled after 4 episodes.

"Dammit I really liked that show/movie but they went and pulled a Season 2 Switcharoo and now its unwatchable."

by TheSpazFromRainman March 25, 2021

season ticket holder

A term used to describe a lesbian. Fans of the WNBA are women who are predominately gay

She`s not into guys, she is a season ticket holder for the N.Y. Liberty

by Cantwork August 21, 2006

season ass

A hook-up, usually for sex, that happens infrequently, usually once a year.

"Does Pierre ever get laid?"
"Yeah, he's got a season ass during Comic Con."

by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015

Season oner

A person who thinks season one, or earlier seasons of a given TV show was the best, and the rest is shit. Mild insult intented.

Penny: "I thought he liked that show!"
Leonard: "Yeah, but he's a season oner, so..."

by UrbanKhan November 15, 2015

Season food

Disgusting and repulsive food that only season T. would enjoy

looks at green hotdogs "thats season food right there"

by Boibutnotreally March 5, 2022