Action Satchel

An alternative name for man-bags that was invented to make insecure men feel less effeminate about owning what is essentially a handbag.

Clutching his action satchel, Timmy barged through the closed wooden doors and out into the storm.

"I'll show those lousy lumberjacks who's a real man," he shrieked, stomping his foot against the floor like some sort of wet sissy grasshopper. "I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM!!!"

by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011

satellite

A method of classroom mischief.

Ingredients : Pencil eraser and 4-5 staples.

1. Take the staples and stick them in all sides of the eraser.
2. Throw eraser at ceiling, hope it sticks.
3. ???
4. PROFIT~

Student 1: Dude history class was so boring!
Student 2: Yeah I know man, I threw like 3 satellites in orbit in there!

by fps_icarus April 9, 2010

Satellite Bull

A young bull elk that has not yet reached full maturity.

The satellite bull knows not to fight the herd bull for it will easily lose.

by i5baller@aol May 29, 2010

Salecassy

Another name for a huge cock.

Girl #1: "Oh My God! I heard Justin & Thomas has a Salecassy."

Girl #2: "I need to see this!"

by akeytonothing December 10, 2010

Satchel

One of the best guitarist for the best band ever! His actual name is Russ Parrish and yeah. He plays for Steel Panther, a comical glam metal band with humorous lyrics..some say that their lyrics are annoying or offensive, but it's all for metal so it's good. Satchel gets a ton of pussy and (according to him) has a 5.5 inch dicc. He's amazing and thicccccc asf.

Michael: "State your name"
Satche: "My name right now? Uh, Satchel"

"omg, I'm totally gonna suck Satchel's dick tonight ;)"

by Tom Landon Hoppus January 13, 2020

Satesh

Hottest, most sexy person alive. He will take your girl and your sister in one shot. Beware of him, besides his sexiness, he has talent and vigour. He doesn't f@#k around

Oh my, is that Satesh over there, he is so damn sexy

by Satesh's Fan Club January 19, 2021

Brown Satchel

Tying your large intestine around your penis and trying to take a shit. Usually done while having sexual intercourse with a partner but can be done solo.

Ayy boii lemme give yo girl a Brown Satchel
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by E.M.R.T. November 6, 2012