Salamonky

He who comes from salamonkeylandia island.

Have you seen our new neighbor their salamonky.

by Savagegosedeep September 9, 2019

Salmonic

Willing to swim against the stream; goes against the current; acts contrary to advice given.

Tom’s salmonic approach to investments yielded a huge return when the upstart tech company no one else had heard of tripled in value overnight.

by jdiggity83 May 19, 2020

Salamancing

When two or more people drench them selves in lube or another greasy substance, blind fold them selves and proceeded to bite each other while trying to have sexual interaction

“Why are you walking funny?”
“I tried salamancing with my wife and she kneed my penis then bit ear”

by Yung Harold January 22, 2021

Salamancing

Cover yourself in any greasy substance, blind food yourself, then proceed to try and bite your sexual partner(s) body while trying to have intercourse

“Why are you walking funny?”
“My wife and I tried salamancing and she ended up kneeing my crotch and she bit my nipple”

by Yung Harold January 22, 2021

Salmoning

Compulsively ejaculating all over the rug and leaving it there

Mitch's mom had to replace the carpet because he was salmoning

by Upriver July 2, 2021

Salmonfishism

anyone in this religion has a dick larger than a ducks

the salmonfishism and glennism are at war one has big cocks the other 0 pussy

by waltis123 September 30, 2021

Saimontika

The most beautiful person you will ever meet

You are like saimontika

by Harrystyleslovesember November 23, 2021