Ryan Burke

Best Fifa player to exist, doesn’t even need to try, can play anywhere in football has beat Neymar in panna matches before could’ve gone pro but got injured at West Ham trials

That Ryan Burke is the best footballer I’ve ever seen

by Ryan15673 April 13, 2021

Ryan Burke

A type of footballer who is forced to play cb because he does not have the ability to play at cb.
Very inseficent in the bedroom and has a very small cock (yet claims urban dictionary said it was massive but that’s waffle) known for timing things he says during fifa poorly

I’d rather have Doherty special card over wan bassaka at 1v1 defending

Such a Ryan Burke thing so say

by Lucyfrench08 April 13, 2021

Ryan Bane

He was a teenage music artist and singer on YouTube, active from 2012 to 2014. He became infamous, not only for his horrible singing voice, made worse by distorted auto-tune, but most notably for including tasteless, homoerotic sexual content in all of his music videos, all of which featured him doing disgusting things, such as ejaculating semen on objects (including a Justin Bieber album), licking objects, dancing provocatively in his underwear, just to name a few examples. The lyrics in all of his songs were almost always about him wanting to get intimate and do sexual things with other men he had a crush on, including Santa Claus, his nameless school teacher, God and Jesus (yes, you heard that correctly). After disappearing from the internet in 2014, he has since made it his mission to erase any and all mention of him from the internet. Nearly all of his songs and music videos are now lost, as a result of Ryan himself filing copyright claims against anyone who dares re-upload his music videos and only 5 of them (one of them being audio-only) are still available for people to see, as of today.

Additionally, the upper half of Ryan Bane's face was always covered up in all of his videos, in order to remain anonymous. Because of this, it is also believed that his name "Ryan Bane" was just an alias to protect his identity.

by Janson Jones April 6, 2023

ryan bennett

Ryan Bennett is the All Father himself, the One Above All. Ryan Bennett is the purest and realest form of god and all of his power. Any being that date defy him and his ways will be slaughtered in his path. Ryan can move himself throughout the omniverse to his own will. Ryan has no limitations in the slightest. Ryan Bennett creates new things simply by walking around and being near other things. Ryan Bennett was there before the beginning of time and he will be there after the end of time. Ryan Bennett is the ultimate being.

Ryan Bennett is my lord and savior.

by Somoki May 7, 2019

Ryan Block

Lazy slob. Good for nothing fatass.

*guy rolling on floor jumping up and down* "ahaha lol dude hes doin a ryan block!"

by Joshhay October 28, 2010

ryan bull

Ryan, he's a great friend and will always be there for a girl. He is very confident around women. He's a great kisser and doesn't care what others think when he is kissing a girl whether it's on the train, BUS basically anywhere and he has the most beautiful eyes ever.

Ryan Bull...damn those eyes

by Sceeeerx January 27, 2017

ryan black

The most beautiful guy you will ever meet. He is such a goof ball and is in love with rainbow dash. He is me.popular and everyone adores his hair Some girls fall in the hallway because he said hi to them. I even want some Ryan! One day I hope he gets the feeling I have for him

Me: OMG Is that Ryan Black

Sara: Duh

by Savagequeen05 January 17, 2017