Rupert

Rupert is a lovely, kind hearted person with an all round amazing personality. He smiles a lot and seems to be happy all of the time. When you are around Rupert you feel you are the person that matters and he will do anything to cheer you up when your down. Although if someone cries he feels a little lost... Rupert is not one to judge others unfairly, he see's every person as an individual. He is reasonably sensible and you can always reply on good ol' Rup to help you out.

He is absolutely adorable, very charming and i love to be around him. He is a really genuine, down-earth-guy and seems to have a heart of gold.

'I'd love to be with Rupert'
'Wouldn't everyone?!'

by PlebyCakes August 29, 2012

Rupert Bear

'Rupert the Bear' is a fictional character created by Mary Tourtel in the 1920s.

Everyone loves Rupert the Bear! His TV show was truly superb.

by kingmustard May 8, 2005

The Rupert

When a man ejaculates onto a Pigeon

Oh man, my flatmate walked in on me doing The Rupert

by Rupert420 December 4, 2020

Prince-Rupert’s-drop

The aftermath of jacking off on the toilet and wiping it clean, but, sitting there long enough the extra discharge dripping out when you stand up creating a prince -uperts-drop dangling 2-4”and eventually falling into the water.

The prince-Rupert’s-drop would not detach from his penis.

by Panch above the rest January 5, 2023

Stupid Rupert

Khalid Allen is a Stupid Rupert. And he is a bum.

Shut up ya Stupid Rupert-Jeff Solomon

by Bob Frankenlin December 28, 2007

Double Dutch Ruter

two people jerking each other off, with out being gay or touching each other's dicks

"I grab my dick, you grab your dick and you work each other's arms" = Double Dutch Ruter

by pangopassa February 27, 2009

Rupert

Critter Hunter.
Often finds Dean in the crawl with a lady Coon.
Holds regular critter hunts down in Seymour Indiana.
Has a secret diaper fettish.
When things are getting dull he covers himself in bacon grease and does the Jamaican nut slap to get a rise out of people.
Dresses like a lady and stares at himself in the mirror when no one’s home.
Likes to write music.

Enjoys a good mystery novel.

that Naked fella over there with a possum in a crate sure is a Rupert!

by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022