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Rupert Murdoch

A "Rupert Murdoch" is a sexual act in which the person pisses on the bodies of murdered children and soldiers, then ejaculates on them, thus making the piss/semen mix "fair and balanced".
I heard that you can get a Rupert Murdoch in Bangkok for only 5 dollars.
by Practical Anarchist July 12, 2011
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rupen

The example of the perfect guy.........a Rupen is sweet,kind,funny, and friend....you'll never find another rupen.
Where would I be without my Rupen. ;)
by TennisRani January 7, 2005
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Rueben

A Rueben (made of 100 % awesome) is a creature that lives to love and loves to live. A hard-working man that derives his self-gratification from working like a maniac, until he has nothing left in him. Naturally talented in the arts and music. Lover. Philosopher.
"Did you see that Rueben back there?"

"It was like he was made of awesome!"

"Can we get one for our place?"

"Of course. Everyone needs a Rueben."
by mouseiemouse February 3, 2010
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Sir Rupert the Bear

A perverted bear like creature that lurks in UK.Very dangerous when horny has a an affection to Margaret Thatcher and Angela Merkel who fancies as the ultimate dominatrix.
by asid72 January 9, 2012
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rudeboy

1. An avid listener of ska music, especially that of "traditional" and "2-tone" waves of ska.
2. A "gangster" (not to be confused with a "gangstah") usually dressed in a suit and "gangster hat" or bowler; a trouble maker of the 1960's-1980's. (often British "gangsters").
3. The original definition, Jamaican gangsters, boys who caused trouble and were known as "rude" because of their attitudes.
1. Check out that rudeboy skank to the ska music!
2. Wow that rudeboy has some really slick gangster clothes, I want a hat like that!
3. That rudeboy down the street was just arrested again!
by Aquacadet Matt February 7, 2004
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Rupert's Paradox

You find yourself in a situation in which you must have sexual intercourse with two females separately. The catch is that their collective age must equal 20 years. Thus, if one was 12 years old, the other must be 8 years old. If one was 19 years old, the other must be 1 year old, and so on. What do you do?
Rupert's Paradox has baffled the minds of scholars for years.

"I look to a day when people will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by how they respond to Rupert's Paradox."
-MLK
by Napkin Gladwell September 8, 2011
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rupert grint

The hottest hottie in the world of hotties!!!!!
person1: guess what!?
person2: What?!?
person1: Rupert Grint is a hottie
person2: AHH! I know!!! Hes soooo hott!
person1: Lets go find him and bring him to your basement
person2: OHH! yea so we can rape him!
persin1: Potato's are yummy!

------------OR------------

person1: Rupert Grint is a hottie!
person2: Yea, he is.....!
person1: Are you thinking what Im thinking?
person2: BASEMENT RAPE!!!!!
by Wickedly Awesome!!! September 24, 2006
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