J.K.Rowling

Well known transphobe who wants credit for putting representation in her books without actually putting much in, saying that characters were gay after the books came out. WHEN IT WASN'T RELEVANT, HELPFUL OR REPRESENTATION - AS SHE THOUGHT IT WAS - AND NOBODY WAS THINKING ABOUT DUMBLEDORE'S SEX LIFE. And naming an Asian character Cho Chang, do I need to explain why that is a problem? Also don't get me started on the house elves.

And on a similar topic STOP SEXUALISING DRACO MALFOY, HE IS A CHILD THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE SERIES IT DOES NOT MATTER IF YOU ARE A CHILD AS WELL SEXUALISING HIM IS WEIRD AND BAD. YOU CAN HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM (don't know why you would because he calls Hermione a muggle, which in that world is I believe equivalent to the n-word in that universe, which is one of the reasons Hermione should've been black) BUT SEXUALISING HIM, A CHILD, IS GROSS.

Thank you for your time.

Person: J.K.Rowling is a horrible person, who doesn't take criticism and learn.

by I.like.women.a.lot October 4, 2020

J.K Rowling

An author who is having trouble cranking out new Harry Potter books.

Damn, he's pulling a J.K Rowling on us.

by LeonC January 27, 2003

Rowing with William

The greatest satisfaction that could ever exist. The most phenomenal experience one might ever have. In other words perfect.

Last night's antics were as good as rowing with William!

The sex was BETTER than rowing with William!

How amazing was it on a scale of one to ten rowing with William?

How was the exam?
It was more like rowing with Joel.

I am as good as rowing with William.

Rowing with William was as good as actually rowing with William

amazing lush phenomenal

by rowing July 23, 2010

Rowing

Rowing is the toughest sport out there. A 2,000 meter race takes up as much effort and will and strength as 2 back to back football games and it only takes 6-7 mins. Next time you think your sport is hard, the athletes wake up at 4am sometimes to go to practice. In the winter they don’t get a break from rowing, no they erg (rowing machine) almost every day and do weights when they aren’t erging. Rowing not only takes extreme strength but also mental toughness to pull through even when your body is screaming at you. To increase your speed and lower your split instead of stopping when you have 250m left.

O: Hey what time is it?
T: It’s 4:45 I have to go to practice.
O: Rowing practice?
T: ya it’s gonna be hell

by Heyyyyyaaaaa November 19, 2018

rowing fag

A tryhard rower (so most of them) who, particularly like to flex their non-existent muscles. They think that they attract potential mates, but, in turn just attract more big, bulky, sweaty men. Of course, despite attracting these men they still persist in their quest to find a soulmate through rowing.

"Oh Ezra, you're such a sweaty rowing fag. Do a real sport!"

by WomBatmanMagic October 30, 2018

Just Kidding Rowling

Nickname used to make fun of J.K. Rowling and annoy Pottertards who defend Rowling's failings as a writer using the "It's a just children's book!" excuse, even though Rowling herself stated that the last books in the series were aimed at older readers.

What was thinking Just Kidding Rowling when she wrote that awful epilogue!?

by Andre_h February 16, 2010

Rouvin

A rather nice person that acts scary at times. This person is a very smart and intellegent guy, but only on Saturdays, at night, you'll find him behind your local library reading a book!

"Who's that guy behing the Library?"
"Oh, that's Rouvin reading (Little Red Riding Hood)"

by ArabianSwagga October 7, 2011