Brandon Rowland

HES MY FUCKING DADDY SO BTFO LADIES!!

Brandon Rowland is the most amazing person in the world!

by LAURENORLANDOISMYQUEEN July 25, 2018

Rowland

a person who cannot speak without riddling. Frequently forming sentences that appear to not make sense. throwing words in a random oder, for the listener to try and put together in a way that makes sense.

Usually found in the strip clubs of The West Midlands (UK) , mumbling non-sensical sentences and vybing out to Celine Dion.

That guy makes no sense, he's gone the Full 'Rowland'

by Hy6781 August 24, 2017

Kelly Rowland

Kelly Rowland was flat af before breast implants. Instead of telling people how flat they are, tell them that they are a Kelly Rowland.

Keaton: Bro, I finally got her shirt off, and she looked like such a Kelly Rowland.

Daryl: I told you they were like mosquito bites on her chest.

by 420 praise it November 20, 2016

Rowland

Someone who is a common FIFA Bitch. Usually gets embarrassed in his own house by Windell.

Damn man you are playing like Rowland.

by Zwindell February 23, 2015

Rowland Reeves

A general term burdened upon people with unfortunate circumstances.

Look at that spastic in the wheelchair, what a Rowland Reeves.

by Pridg10 April 22, 2010

Rolandah

Spiritual- the inner wheel of who you/we are.

Physical- a contradiction walking.
Mental- connected to All through love.

Rolandah see's the good, the bad and the ugly. All while accepting the evolutionary process that is behind it all.

Devot to the source.
Original meaning: Famous through out All the Land! - (cute, although fame is hardly her game)

Person 1: "HOLY COW!"
Person 2: "Whoa you ok!?"
Person 1:"I Think so, just not completely sure"
Person 2: "Can in ask why!?"
Person 1: "i just met Rolandah!!
Person 2: "oh I see!!"

by Yodah373 June 18, 2021

Rowland academy

Rowland academy is a bitch ass school that I had to suffer in for 4 years. I met a lot of people and I made tons of friends…. But I made more enemy’s. The lunch sucks, the school is trash and every floor the halls and classes looks the same. Right now I’m in high school and I’m telling you John harris high school is definitely way better. All these story’s we’ve been hearing about it some are true and some aren’t. If you really want to survive don’t be a pussy. And don’t let people talk shit about you or you I’ll prob get jump. (I just realized that I changed the whole subject) But what I’m trying to say is Rowland academy is a horrible middle school go to marshal or something. Idk you do you. I just had to say this.

Rowland academy sucks.

by Idk man don’t ask me October 24, 2022