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Fort Ancient Rotisserie

Lesser known sexual position whereby the penetratee assumes an all four position while the penetrators (normally two) enter the mouth, and the vaginal area from behind. Once fully inserted, the penetrators slowly stand to an upright position lifting the penetratee completely off the ground. Turn slowly over gentle heat, keeping well marinated. You have now correctly demonstrated the Fort Ancient Rotisserie.

Warning: Penetratee should have unnaturally strong neck muscles, and should keep limbs well tucked
My Dad and I feasted on a Fort Ancient Rotisserie last night
by Fort Ancient Lion June 8, 2010
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rotisserate

To be mocked or humiliated with a joke or insult.

(roast)
Boi, I am about to rotisserate the shit out of you...
by lil mental retardation January 1, 2018
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rotic

Becka, Sonya, and Sara decided to ditch the men and have a rotic evening watching chick flicks and eating chocolate.
by Enrico Fermi March 2, 2004
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Rotisserie

When you get so high you feel like you’re being slowly cooked over a low burning fire
I’m so high I’m rotisseried right now
by shitsonfirstgraders March 7, 2019
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rotisserie squid

A common Bay Area homestyled dish. Made rotisserie style with full squids.
Can also used to describe someone who is woke AF and very sensitive to gender norms.
Aye bluh, you try that boy Meekus’s rotisserie squid? That squid was on fleek!

Meagan was a straight up rotisserie squid when she didn’t assume that transgenders gender who was clearly a man dressing up as a woman.
by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
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rotic

Something romantic done one ones own, that is to say, without the man. ro (man) tic
Millie: "You didn't feel bad that your boyfriend had to work on your birthday?"
Dana: "No, there was a beautiful sunset, so i went the beach and had a bottle of wine. it was really rotic."
by mo-yo December 28, 2006
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Rotisserie

A sex position involving two men and a chick. The men stand apart while the girl performs oral sex on one and vaginal sex on the other. They proceed to spin her like a rotisserie chicken.
Guy 1: Dude, me and Tom rotisseried some slut last night. It was awesome!
Guy 2: Damn dude, she must have been drippin' with juice after that!
by C-MacT April 7, 2011
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