Pants Rooster

: the male copulatory organ of a higher vertebrate animal that in mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body and is typically a cylindrical organ that is suspended from the pubic arch, contains a pair of large lateral corpora cavernosa and a smaller ventromedial corpus cavernosum containing the urethra, and has a terminal glans enclosing the ends of the corpora cavernosa, covered by mucous membrane, and sheathed by a foreskin continuous with the skin covering the body of the organ

the pants rooster gets u up at the crack of dawn with a cock-a-doodle-doo.

by jeff sherman March 3, 2008

Dusty Rooster

The act of having vaginal intercource with a woman to get your member wet. You then pull out, throw a load of dirt on it and stick it back in her ass.

Becky was so hot and wet that I couldn't get any traction. I had to give her a Dusty Rooster.

by Mikemccormick28 August 13, 2016

the chickens are coming home to roost

An expression that means that a person is about to pay for their mistakes or bad deeds, similar to "what goes around comes around".

The chickens are coming home to roost, Bobby Boucher. You'll reap the fruit of your selfish ways. You're gonna lose all your fancy foosball games, and you're gonna fail your big exam, because school is THE DEVIL!

by Nick D April 3, 2004

retarded rooster head

A term used to describe a very flabby clitoris.

I bet that stripper has a retarded rooster head like you've never seen before!

by oicdodd812 June 29, 2010

Red Pill Rooster

Red Pill Rooster, often found yelling at the sun till everyone wakes up.

“It’s not who did it, why did it, where did it, it’s did it really happen.

You’re on level one bro!” - Red Pill Rooster

by Texas Bear August 11, 2019

Street roost

A cock fight

Me and my homeboi Lamar finna catch the street roost on tha East Side

by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017

Theodore Roosevelt

One of the finest Presidents in US history as he put the interests of the nation above his political party. Even though he was a Republican, TR fought against child labor and corporate monopolies on oil and the RR. He supported the Pure Food and Drug Act which helped keep contaminated food and beverages out of the supermarket. Through mediating peace between Russia and Japan and sending the Great White Fleet out for nationalistic and humanitarian purposes, TR proved the US was a major player in global affairs.

America has not had a truly great president since Theodore Roosevelt.

by coloneljackmustard April 18, 2011