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Fruit Roll-Up

When you bust a nut so good that you fall asleep, wake up, and have to peel your dried cum off your stomach like the wrapper on a Fruit Roll-Up
After jimmy found the video he'd been looking for all night, he had to Fruit Roll-Up himself in the morning.
Fruit Roll-Up by Binkular Stinkular December 15, 2018

Fruit Roll Up 

Flavored plastic sheets rolled up in silver plastic wrappers. enjoyed by flabby, overweight pre-teens everywhere.
I hate Fruit Roll Ups because they stick to my back teeth and then I have to taste them for even longer than I want to....
Fruit Roll Up by Shawn B. April 30, 2003

Cock Roll-up 

Rap a "fruit Roll-up" (the actual food) around your penis, and give a female to opportunity to perform oral sex on you.
I bet that Cock Roll-up tasted good last night

The Fruit Roll Up 

A sex game played between a male and female. The male uses a Fruit Roll up as a condom as he preforms intercourse on the female. The first one to ejaculate has to eat left overs of said Fruit Roll up.
-"Dude I was totally fucking this sexy freak last night"
+" How do you know Broseph?!"
-"She asked me if I wanted to play The Fruit Roll Up!!"
The Fruit Roll Up by ask-one October 24, 2010

Fruit Roll-Up

A group of homosexual men performing a drive-by shooting.
"We finna Fruit Roll-Up his ass."

snake roll up 

when a guy wraps a fruit roll up around his trouser snake for the delight and enjoyment of his partner who proceeds to skining the snake's body/fruity skin using only her mouth and teeth
guy: hey do you wanna use a flavored condom
girl: how bout we do a snake roll up... ill get the fruit roll ups
snake roll up by mando8 December 16, 2008