The Roger Ebert

The act of a standing 69 in which you also penetrate the anal sphincter by giving the "two thumbs down" rating. This may be given in the event of a poor effort regarding the lower half of the standing 69. Or straight boredom. Also can be referred to as simply "The Ebert". Patent pending on the "Ebert and Roper".

Brought the spinner home from the bar. She had the oral ability of a teething todler. In response to her lack of skill during our standing 69 session, I decided to rate her performance by giving the "two thumbs down" rating, thus invoking the Roger Ebert.

by Drunk guys at the bar September 10, 2011

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Seth Rogen

noun
1. a dribbling, tiny penis.

Rebekkah: Oh my god, Sara, I had the most disgusting Tinder date, last night. When we got back to his place and I unzipped his jeans it was just SO disgusting. I don't know whose pics he'd been sending but the guy was totally hiding a Seth Rogen.

Sara: Eww! You mean, like... Discharge and all?

Rebekkah: Oh, totally. I've never seen anything so comically tiny yet so monstrously disgusting.

by JT Viper February 6, 2021

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Roger Clemens

Now a 45 year old attention whore, Clemens was once a great baseball player who has played for the Toronto Blue Jays, the Houston Astros, and the New York Yankees. As he got older he's become a roid freak to win back his long time boyfriend Brian McNamee. But it costed him his respect and fame.

Roger Clemens is too old. But he just won't give up.

by Smart American Male June 2, 2008

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Rogue Turd

Most notably found in wave pools at water parks, they are pieces of excrement floating in public waters. It is not known where they come from, but based on size and density they most likely come from toddlers, wearing diapers not meant for use in turbulent waters. They may also be a rare find in lazy rivers.

Rose: Andrew, what is that streak on your face?

Andrew: A wave just hit me with a Rogue Turd!

by Noblegangsta83 June 2, 2010

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roger daltrey

lead singer of the who, when they made tommy he became really popular. he also grew out his hair. damn good voice. got better throughout the who's career.

Welcome to the camp, I guess you all know why you're here.

by Sweetfeet May 13, 2005

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