Rocklin

Suburb with a bunch of rich kids wanting to be gangsters.

Michael Jackson wearing baggy jeans.

Rocklin doesn't have OGs there is no ghetto.

by Creaig August 15, 2007

Rocklin

A lame suburb of Sacramento. Many people live in Rocklin. It is very boring. Most of the people in Rocklin are Sacramento Kings fans.

Billy : There's nothing to do in Rocklin.
Nate : Lets go see Mission Impossible 3.
Billy : No Tom Cruise is crazy.
Nate : True.

by Kooha May 22, 2006

rockland mass

town on the south shore of massachusetts

common activities include but are not limited to: hanging out at the stoop of tedeschi's smokin cigs, gettin coffee at marylou's, gettin in fights in rockland place, and eatin at mcdonalds

kid 1: ya know that dude from rockland?

kid 2: who? that astronaut dude?

kid 1: nahhh that dude from csi miami that i saw on tv a couple of weeks ago

kid 3: ROCKLAND MASS DUDE!!!! FUCK SHIT UP!!!!

by mr rockland May 25, 2009

Rockland County

a county of New York State that is 30 to 40 minutes away from the city. It is very dated, old fashioned, and lacks character. Nothing much ever happens in Rockland County. No parades, no fairs, no tourist spots. Rockland can be very boring, secluded, inaccessible, and very detached. If you do not own a car in Rockland, you are screwed, because you basically need a car to get around anywhere. There are no subways in Rockland. Buses come once every hour, instead every 15 minutes like in NYC. There no ferry boats either, except for the Haverstraw-Ossining ferry. Taxis drivers like to price gouge.

Sometimes you can go months or years without seeing your next door neighbor. If you plan raising children in Rockland, they have a strong potential of becoming couch potatoes if you live in a neighborhood without other kids. There are only 2 malls in Rockland. The Nanuet Mall, which is dying. The Palisades Mall which is a big monstrosity. There are also ony 2 strip clubs, Stilettos and Lace. Colleges in Rockland can be counted on 1 hand. For fun young Rocklanders often go to NYC or New Jersey. As result many young Rocklanders often move out of Rockland County.

People from NYC who moved to Rockland usually end up moving back to the city because they can't stand the monotony.

I don't know what my parents were thinking when they moved to Rockland County !!! It is so booorrriiinnngg Here!!!! I plan on moving to the city one day. I can't put my future children through the hell known as Rockland County.

by Sweet Brother Cheaper August 18, 2010

rocklyn

'Rocklyn', the second of four names given to the mythical creature who desended the heavens to walk amoung men from the 85 years past 1900. A being of such egotystical arrogance that he writes this definition himself.

'Rocklyn', to rhym with 'God'

by radcliffecooke March 3, 2007

rockleepoopiefart

the best mutual please notice me ill be your little pocket poothay please ilysm

"do you know who rockleepoopiefart is?"
"yes im gay for them"
"aren't we all?"

by tamaki.so June 5, 2021

Rockland ma

A place were theres only white people. Its filled with wanna bes tryin to be gangsta but their not. Seriously you live on the south shore, your not Gangsta at all. Go to the north shore near boston, thats were its gangsta. They claim rockland is ghetto but it's not all. Your a bunch of white kids that say because its poor it's ghetto, well its not you stupid surban kids. Also it's boring and in the middle of nowhere. they also use rockvegas as a term but they just wanna make themselves feel special.

Alex: Hey you going to rockland Ma?
John: the place with wanna be thugs and fake bitches, no thanks.

by Just moved to rockland :| June 10, 2011