Robertson's Creeper

A Robertson's Creeper is when a man shits in a log shape above a woman's chest, by her neck while she is sleeping. She then wakes up and the man feeds the woman his shit in a hot dog bun. She then burps the smell of his shit back into his face.

Dude, last night was fucking crazy. I gave Laura a Robertson's Creeper but the smell of my shit almost made me puke on that fine ass.

by J-Money Chenevey December 13, 2007

matt robertson

the most attractive, sexy, intelligent, delicious guy you will ever meet. He has what it takes to get what he wants from anyone. you should search out a matt robertson. they are hard to come by.

OMFG that was matt robertson,

we have to go say hi!

by koolaidjammers June 4, 2009

Emma Robertson

Absoloutly gorgeous in every way possible! Not So bright! but got a good heart! shes a great friend and very popular (with lads) and girls. everyone lovers her including herself But then again who wouldn't!

LUCKY BYAAATCH
Whooooooooooooooooooo

'that girl is so emma Robertson'

'i would love to be like emma robertson'

by ShiShiShaSha December 25, 2007

Roberting

To work in a call center atmosphere and rush through outgoing calls, only letting the phone ring once... Then once you get a live person, you transfer them to another dept. so fast, you don't realize they are really not even remotely interested, wasting everyone's time... Oh, and you also go on rants about stupid shit no one cares about ALLLLLL damn day...

Man!! Don't transfer people like that, You are totally Roberting the calls, asshole!!

by Wouldn't you like to know!? May 9, 2008

jacob robertson

Jacob robertson is the best person you will ever meet. He is better than vishy at almost everything. He is able to get pussy like it’s Oreos at Lucky dollar. He is friends with robert the sam eater and Vishy the person that gets 59 on his math test

Jacob robertson is better than vishy at life

by bocaJ nostreboR October 27, 2020

Joshua David Robertson

Joshua David Robertson is a fatass gay queer that can't get any girls and likes boys more than actual girls!!!!!

Carl McMiller: OMG! Joshua David Robertson said the word 'penis'!
JDR: Me likey!!!!!!!

by HoneyHutCheerio68295680 October 24, 2019

Roberting

When someone in your friend group does something towards you or the entire group that is messed up and entirely incomprehensible, therefore making it fucked up.
Other version: Roberted

"Fuck, it pisses me off when that bitch is roberting someone."

by Masternerd October 11, 2019