Robbie

Big dick and will eat you out like an all you can eat Chinese buffet

Fancy a all you can eat Chinese buffet

Rose “ Robbie’s dick is massive I had to use 5 hands to handle it”

by Princess conswala banana hamok October 9, 2019

rabble rouser

One who starts trouble.

Don't invite that kid to a party, he's a real rable rouser.

by Chris May 13, 2005

Unarmed Robbery

A rare feat when a person with no arms robs a bank. Usually commited by that cool guy with no arms on the USA Archery Team.

Robber: Gimme all your money!
Teller: lolomgwtfbbq! You have no arms! How could YOU rob us?
*robber shoots teller (pulls the trigger with his eyelid)*
Robber: Like that.
*robber gets away*

This is an unarmed robbery at it's finest.

by Beerparty October 16, 2012

Commit a robbery

The act of stealing one's girl at a club or party whilst he is away.

How to commit a robbery:

Mike "The Situation":I committed a robbery, bro.

Vinny: Yo, man, who does my dick taste? How do you like my sloppy seconds?

Mike "The Situation":(after giving it some deep guido evaluation)...I committed a robbery, bro.

~Jersey Shore

by Wafflicious July 12, 2010

robbertunity

The position a CEO and chairman of the board of American corperations find themselves in.

As chairman and CEO, I took the robbertunity to grant myself some stock options to excerise.

by Joe the Nacchio February 26, 2009

roblemos

Big problems involving someone called Rob

Rob has bought a tray of tequilas, this can only end up with big roblemos.

by HUCC November 30, 2017

cradle robber

A person who taps people significantly younger than he/she is. If X is the older person's age then they are a cradle robber if they date a person who is less than half of their age plus 7 years. But for this function to work, X must be greater than or equal to 18. (Y = .5X + 7 X:18,infinity))

Teddy: Is Albert with Evelyn?

Mike: Mos Def

Teddy: What a cradle robber.

Mike: Word

by mike xie February 10, 2007