(n) The practice of utilizing a car trunk stocked up on baby clothes at garage sales during summer to dress up dead animals killed by other motorists.
Considered a form of community service in the state of Michigan due to the increased urgency with which other motorists will then report the roadkill.
These things get cleaned up faster when they look human.
Considered a form of community service in the state of Michigan due to the increased urgency with which other motorists will then report the roadkill.
These things get cleaned up faster when they look human.
We intended to spend next weekend's roadtrip playing roadkill dress-up, but knew that this weekend we'd first have to stock up on supplies at garage sales.
by E. B. DeKalb March 14, 2012
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Roadkill is basically the squished-up remains of some poor critter that got itself flattened by a car. It's like nature's way of saying, "Oops, you should've looked both ways, dumbass!"
Roadkill is basically the squished-up remains of some poor critter that got itself flattened by a car. It's like nature's way of saying, "Oops, you should've looked both ways, dumbass!"
Example: "I hit that raccoon so hard, it looked like it was auditioning for a horror flick—total roadkill carnage!"
by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025
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Bro 2: Yeah man, she looked like sexy roadkill. Must have been running late.
Bro 2: Yeah man, she looked like sexy roadkill. Must have been running late.
by The rebellious Amish August 21, 2016
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“That wig looks like roadkill. Cranial roadkill”
“That wig looks like roadkill. Cranial roadkill”
by G Crass February 22, 2024
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I was tossing this girl's salad and her pollcat roadkill almost made me toss my cookies.
Man, this girl I was with last night had a regular pollcat roadkill going on downstairs
Man, this girl I was with last night had a regular pollcat roadkill going on downstairs
by LennyCakes69 February 16, 2019
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by Estella Botha January 17, 2020
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“Oh bro, that’s a roadkill whore, he probably picked her up at that one alleyway strip bar in midtown.”
“Oh bro, that’s a roadkill whore, he probably picked her up at that one alleyway strip bar in midtown.”
by Sof59bff December 16, 2017
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