dead ringer

when someone sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

darth vader forgot to turn off his cell phone in the theater. now they call him the dead ringer

by anon84392021 September 1, 2009

Wookie Rangler

A man who loves, craves, and needs hairy women or shemales

Dude why isnt he hitting on these hot babes?" "I think hes a wookie rangler, and all of these women look well shaven"

by E.L.K. August 5, 2010

bell-ringer

adj. a laboratory sciences practical exam, usually given by overtly anally-retentive science professors who hold onto the fallacy that competence is demonstrated not from careful analysis, but lightning fast calculations. Anyone who excels at writing bell-ringers, has been trained to be so overconfident about their calculations, that they never recheck their numbers, and stands a good chance at eventually killing someone or something by over-administering some fatal dose because of their hubris.

I'm not ready for that bell-ringer on Monday, but maybe if I load up on amphetamine, I might squeak by with a 60.

by scootermcbean October 16, 2011

Up the Ringer

Another term for anal sex.

Hamilton takes small kiddies up the ringer.

by The Blue Light August 16, 2006

Brown Ringer

When you fuck someone up the ass. Sometimes it leaves a brown ring around your dick.

"Dude, why is your girlfriend walking funny?"

"Cuz she just gave me a brown ringer! Wanna see?"

"Man, go wash that shit off!"

by CrazyJay June 10, 2009

Dead Ringer

In old england people would be accidentally buried alive. When they finally realized this they decided to tie a bell to their wrist this way they could ring it if they were alive once buried. those who watched the graves at night is where they got the phrase "Graveyard Shift".

We've got a dead ringer.

by snowflake28 February 8, 2008

ringle bell

When your in church, and a dingleberry slides out of your pant leg right when the bells start to chime. You then pick it up and put it up your vagina.

Laura had a major ringle bell down at the lutherin yesterday.

by limby October 24, 2008