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retarditis

a condition where one displays a complete and utter lack of social skills. a person affected with retarditis may have an IQ slightly higher than his or her own age.
Zeb's test results just came back from the doctor and the results are positive. He has retarditis. The doctors say he only has 6 months 'til he's a full blown retard.
by C Had May 9, 2006
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Retardiation

A spontaneous and thus not very sagacious act of vengeance, i.e. prematurely executed and without consideration of the consequences.

Etymology: A neologism contrived by merging the phonetic similar words retarded and retaliation.
1) How Austrian authorities reacted to the Sarajevo assassination in 1914 may well be described as one of the biggest retardiations in the history of mankind.

2) "My teacher caught me writing urban dictionary entries during class and took my thesaurus away, so I hit him in the face."
by schoolsuspended February 23, 2014
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retardicity

Something that demonstrates a distinctive retardedness surrounding it.... more of an air than anything else, a sort of "je ne sais quois" that tells you, inherently, that this person/place/thing is truly and utterly retarded.
My buddy dave, though suave in his leather jacket and sneakers, would be flush with retardicity any time he opened his mouth.
by Muntumbo mo klick December 24, 2008
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battlecar retardia

A junk car or truck ,that is driven like a tank by its' retarded driver. The driver forces his way into traffic, cuts people off, and does scary moves because he doesn't care if his ride gets into a wreck. Most battlecar drivers have no plates, no drivers license , no insurance ,and no brains. Normal drivers give way because they don't want a wreck.
Where are the cops when a battlecar retardia is loose?
by knowman August 1, 2008
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Retardicle

Some one Stupid, Ignorant or Annoying you would call them retardicle
by Mrs.Jakcson November 6, 2007
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Blame Retardent

A person who constantly has an excuse for everything usually one that passes the blame from himself to others.
Varnish: Man I can't believe that Nick is late again!
Swedish: Yeah but you know he will have a good excuse, that guy is blame retardent.
by Nicholas Clark April 17, 2008
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