based retard

Someone so retarded that they create a humorous or good situation purely on accident.

Tom: Bob drove drunk and ended up slamming into that shitty modern art statue.
Bill: Based retard.

by SloppyPartyBottom November 3, 2018

retieval

Retieval is the best adjective to describe any of mankind's Batmen.

From the handheld game "Retieval Mankind's Batman" popularized by Dr. Stuart Ashen's review on his YouTube channel.

Larry: Is he the hero we need or the hero we deserve?
Stuart: He is retieval.

by Beauwght January 6, 2015

reticide

• Reticide is the subtle and systematic annihilation of a mass group of people, usually not through direct violence, but through less overt means. Examples include propaganda encouraging the group not to reproduce, systematic pressure intended to encourage racial suicide, and institutional campaigns intended to stifle discussion or recognition of the killing through controlling of platforms of speech.

• Combines Reti-, which is Latin for “restrained silence” and -Cide, which is Latin for “kill”.

The whites of South Africa are being reticided out of existence, and already people are denying it.

by jonnyboy1029 January 12, 2019

totes retar

The most vacuous, stone-brained way to say "totally retarded" - totes retar the word is in fact, totes retar.

Annoying White Chick 1: Oh gawd Sheila, the way Amanda wore pink and green together to prom was totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 2: Totally, gross, totes retar.

by Crunching on Gravel October 29, 2017

Two Days Till Retirement

An action movie cliche in which a character in an action film mentions wanting to do something peaceful after a mission/encounter only to die in the film.

Did that guy in the movie say he wants to marry his girlfriend after the war? Yep, he's got two days till retirement!

by DANfan January 19, 2013

retard-edible

a very strong snack made with marijuana

I think I ate too much of that retard-edible because I cant stop laughing.

by jonesberger October 7, 2018

Retard Logic

A backwards unsupported logic, used by someone to back up a ridiculous idea or statement on something that is blatantly obvious to the second party.

Marcus: That girl looks like she sucks dick for a living!

Sara: Actually no, we live in a cold climate. I'm pretty sure her lips are just chapped, Stop using retard logic to arrive at every conclusion!

by DreamStatic May 7, 2012