resident

The one who fits a certain set of characteristics within a group of friends, family members, coworkers, or people in general.

A: How do I fix my computer?
B: You can ask, Joe, our resident computer geek.

A: My sink is leaking, but good thing we know John, our resident plumber.

by regular August 7, 2009

Residue Piece(s)

The tiny piece of feces leftover after a bowel-movement. This pea-sized piece of poo causes you to wipe your rear-end much more than necessary. In turn, this excessive wiping can lead to an irritated, sometimes bloody anus.

I had to wipe my ass eight times after I thought I was done wiping. I finally was able to squeeze out a residue piece and with one tiny wipe, the job was done.

by PJChappy April 19, 2004

Roast Beef Residual

When your girlfriend returns home from cheating and she has another guys cock on her breath.

Duuuude I'm so depressed, Karen came home late last night, leaned in for a kiss and I totally tasted Roast Beef Residual.

by sognatore87 January 8, 2010

Residude

The person you find asleep on your couch the morning after you have a blow out party.

Dude, who's the residude crashed on the sectional?

by Chicago Dan June 16, 2010

resident evil 4

Latest game to come from Capcom. Stars Leon Kennedy. So far only for the GC.

RE4 will kick ass. You can do so much shit in that game it's not funny... it's awesome

by chrisguy May 7, 2004

residue ring

When you put a cup with a drink inside on a surface, and then take it off. It leaves behind a ring-shaped formation of what you just drank. This is the result of spilling some of the drink over your cup a little bit, so some of the liquid trickles down the the bottom and stays there. Other times, it's because you shook the cup while it is still on the table, thus the liquid collects at the bottom part of the cup. After a while, it will leave a sort of dried up ring, except with the case of water, it usually evaporates. See water ring for cups with water. That dried up mess is what you call a "residue ring." Note that this can also happen with bowls, plates, pans, pots, aluminum cans, circular objects, etc. It is usually found at parties, messy houses, kitchens, and such.

Mom (After a Party): Omg, these friggin' residue rings are annoying to get rid of...can you help me son please?

Son: Mom, many of those were from you...

by Edvyle The Grovyle October 20, 2013

residue wipe

The act of rewiping your ass - usually about 30 minutes after taking your initial shit. This act of rewiping has to occur to relieve your ass from the itching that is so freaking bad and you know that either some shit is still clinging to your ass or shit has mysteriously reappeared. Immediate relief is usually felt afterward

Me- I think I have to do a residue wipe.
Wife- What the he'll is that?
Me- Well , I took a major shit earlier and now my ass (It is usually self explanatory after that)

by nkul August 13, 2014