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Residude 

The last person at any event, wanted or unwanted.
He or She who lingers far too long, is clueless on social hints and will stay far past the room going quiet and the lights turned off if allowed.
Family or friends, strangers who do not pick up on that hint that is it time for them to go home or elsewhere.
Company that, like old fish, has been around to the stink point.
Some who never got the wise advice to always leave whilst you are still welcome.
Bob's gone all residude and was sleeping on the couch trying to stay the night unasked.

Mary, the seasonal residude, lingered after the band packed to try to boink the drummer.

Take your residude self home and leave, Christmas was over four days ago!
Residude by Violet Sky September 18, 2013

Residude 

Residue or stain left behind when wiping semen off of an object or body part.
"Hey, who left residude on my keyboard?" or "Yeah, there was residude all over her forehead when she came out of his room."
Residude by UrbanDEV February 25, 2008

Residude 

The guy laying passed out on your couch the next morning after a big party.
It was a great party lasr night but I've got residude.
Residude by gw72349 January 15, 2017

pussy residue

Obviously the fur left behind from a cat, in a location where it had lounged for an extended period of time.
"Hold on Bob, i need to clean the pussy residue off of the couch before you sit on it. "
Mittens got his pussy residue all over the sheets, and now there is some in my eye.

I can't stop sneezing due to all of the pussy residue clogging up my sinuses after i let Chewbacca lay on my face all night.

blast residue 

the splattered pattern of residual poop on a toilet bowl after an attack of explosive diarreah.
I went to use the toilet only to find blast residue from the previous user.
It was totally disgusting!
blast residue by ueno1 May 16, 2009

star residue 

In Mario Kart 64, the period of time when star power is visibly gone, yet the player is stil invincible.
Crap. He wasn't blinking, but I still got hit. Fucking star residue!
star residue by Anonymous October 9, 2003