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reptilians

Race in the 4th dimension who dominate us.

Also known as reps.
NIGGA, dem reps be ownin us n shit.
by Nig wig August 1, 2004
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The Reptilian Brotherhood

Dude 1: Dude are you part of the Reptilian Brotherhood?
Dude 2: What? Is that some satanic cult?
Dude 1: No, dude its what LeafyIsHeres fans are called
by For The Win May 5, 2016
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Reptile dysfunction

When you can't get your lizard to stand up.
He never had a reptile dysfunction until he reached 70.
by plasmacobalt June 23, 2009
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Nostalgic Repetition Disconsolate Disorder

This is a specific definition I have created for something I have been studying for 2 years. I'm 14 years old and tell me what you think about this definition of this "disorder" I have made a name for. Thank you. -Sefinternal

Definition - A repeating factor of thoughts or memories of a specific action, occurrence or a result in a matter at hand that was either bad or good, but the good and bad thoughts result in a manner that feels as a beautiful moment no matter what but also gives the effect of being depressed. Many things can trigger this feeling; such as music or people you know. An odd occurrence of NRDD can also happen when you have the cold because of the last time you've had the cold. The biggest effect I have found is that music that oddly resembles nothing compared to older thoughts or occurrences of you hearing it before can also effect you deeply for reasons that are unknown, which I'm currently still studying upon.
J - I have been feeling a little off lately... Idk what it is, just been thinking of things and getting depressed for no reason that has an odd effect on me.

D - I believe that's called NRDD. or known as Nostalgic Repetition Disconsolate Disorder.
by Sefinternal November 8, 2017
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Useless Reptile

The closest thing to an insult Dragon Riders can say.
Hiccup: Now get us down, gently.
Toothless: *spirals violently*
Hiccup: Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.
by McNugget5 March 19, 2019
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King of Replika

This person would be the best person in the section of Replica/Replika in JD Sports throughout all the stores. They would be the best shirt printer, most reliable, best at standards, tidiest and all round stud who all the guys love to be around or would love to be and all the girls fancy him.
by ReplikaKing June 20, 2016
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Repetitive Fail Injury

This is much like the medical condition (Repetitive Strain Injury or RSI) however this applies to actual life situations.

The injury is usually sustained by someone who fails in their everyday life multiple times without having anything positive happen to them.

This injury can become very severe for the most unluckiest of indiviuals.
Repetitive Fail Injury (RFI), Young Mr Smith (YMS)

Boss X: Finds YMS fully inserted into some warm sheets in the laundry cupboard whilst he is supposed to be working hard for the company, 20 minutes later… YMS has no job

YMS Is travelling home and is very sad at his job loss, however on the bright side he will be able to see his wife earlier than expected... Unfortunately when YMS arrives home and walks into the living room with a large bunch of flowers. He is confronted with no less than a football teams worth of men performing what can only be described as 'A large spill in the white wash paint aisle in B&Q' to his wife.

YMS's Wife: "...Sorry??"

Immediately leaving YMS he decides to try and cheer himself up by taking a trip to the seaside in an attempt to brighten up his day, unfortunately on the way to the beach YMS is stopped for speeding and given three points and a £60 fine.

On arrival to the seaside he heads straight for the amusements. YMS sadly has a gambling addiction ... after several hours he leaves the amusements having spent all of his money in fruit machines. Apart from 99p which of course is for a Mr Whippy unbeknown to him the actual price of the famous '99' is now £1.65.

As YMS is walking back to his car in his sombre state, 16 individual seagulls deposit their earlier meal of chips and general waste upon YMS's head, shoulders, knees and tie.

YMS having nowhere to go, no friends or money is now fully diagnosed with RFI.

God rest his RFI'd soul.
by ThomoBootie November 28, 2010
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