When a person crashes their car so often that every time they get in a vehicle they are so overcome with nerves they end up crashing again.
"Dude, Lilly totally has Repetitive Crash Syndrome, she crashes every time she gets in a car!"
"Did she buy her license?!"
"Did she buy her license?!"
by Turkle Murkleton October 17, 2011
Get the Repetitive Crash Syndromemug. Person 1: Sorry boss. I was just diagnosed with Repetitive Respiration Illness. I can’t come in until tomorrow.
Boss: Oh that’s ok. Can you send me a picture of the doctors note?
Person 1: …
Boss: Oh that’s ok. Can you send me a picture of the doctors note?
Person 1: …
by BABA HOOHA December 20, 2022
Get the Repetitive Respiration Illnessmug. Usually used when one is masking a crush they have on their friend. Though the word is platonic, it will instantly be romantic when repeated. The person saying this are not trying to convince someone else they’re friends, they are trying to convince themselves that they don’t like someone.
Person A: “I thought we were friends?”
Person B: “We ARE friends. We’re friends.”
Person A: “that’s what I just said, you can’t just repeat me?“
Person B: “it’s actually because I like you and I have some extreme eternalized trauma that I should get checked out.”
Person A: “Ah, the repetition of the word "friends"“
Person B: “We ARE friends. We’re friends.”
Person A: “that’s what I just said, you can’t just repeat me?“
Person B: “it’s actually because I like you and I have some extreme eternalized trauma that I should get checked out.”
Person A: “Ah, the repetition of the word "friends"“
by Jay_____________ October 23, 2022
Get the repetition of the word "friends"mug. 
by DICKWARIO June 21, 2021
Get the Repetitive additionmug. repetition. when the same shit keeps happening over and over again. yk, it really does hurt. js a pattern everytime. it makes you tired n heartbroken. you wish people could see it..
our relationship is js repetition.
by dookiewookie July 14, 2024
Get the repetitionmug.