Reexist

Younger Brother: Why do you keep staring at me like that?

Older Brother: I'm trying to develop my Hate-O-Vision powers.

Younger Brother: Is it working?

Older Brother: No, because you haven't begun ceasing to exist.

Younger Brother: Well, if you want, I could just walk over there and you could pretend like I don't exist.

Older Brother: Well, if you don't exist, I won't have to buy you lunch, anymore.

Younger Brother: Well then I'll just reexist at lunchtime.

Older Brother: You can't reexist. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's not even a word.

Younger Brother: Yes it is.

Older Brother: Nope, it doesn't exist.

Younger Brother: It does now, because I just reexisted it.

Older Brother: .... Good point. You win.

by Pillagebones March 15, 2011

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repeat cummer

A guy that ejaculates more than once during a sexual act. Usually at least 3 times. With the sex act able to last a long time. It's great for women who never get enough penile penetration or love cum.

Man - I'm cumming... Hey I'm not done yet, get that pussy back here.
Woman - Not done yet? That's so hot, oh my god in my 30 years I've never had a repeat cummer! I'm so glad I met you. Come fuck me some more...

by MrEverlast June 20, 2016

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repetitive faggot

A person who is always repetitive.

He's a repetitive faggot.

by DNCE needs to be played at now June 2, 2017

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Repent

To become willing to change ones actions for the better;

To acknowledge your wrongs to at least yourself and change your behavior for the good, regardless of how you might "feel" about it.

To do an "about face" on your wrong behavior;

When I realized I was taking advantage and lying to women, I choose to repent.

After repenting from talking negative about myself, I soon started getting a healthier self-esteem.

Repent now for the God's reality is near you.

by Tyler Durden 4582 March 23, 2008

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Nigga Repellant

any gun, really. preferably something with a lot of punch to it, like a mossberg 500 tactical short barreled shotgun, or a .40 cal smitty. a higher caliber gun. however, any gun can be called a nigga repellant to repel niggaz off you in a tight situation.

note: nigga does not mean nigger in this instance, but means a guy, dude.

the terminology originally comes from the movie Jackie Brown, where Ordell tells Jackie that she's so good looking that when she goes into a bar on a saturday night, she will need a nigga repellant to keep motherfuckers off her.. kind of like a bug spray but for horny men.

in this definition however, this means a gun that keeps fools off you when you're in trouble

guy 1: check this mossy 500 i just bought. shit's sick huh?

guy 2: fuck man! if thats not a nigga repellant, i dont know what is. straight up.

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guy 1: if we're going down there im grabbin my nigga repellant with me. im not gettin stuck with a hot one tonight (grabs his 9mm)

by yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010

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