Retard Syndrome

It is a disease on 1 in 5 people. It makes them have a complete lack of social skills. Pisses everyone off and does stupid things. It also kills 23 brain cells a day. Increases chances of dementia by 60%. There is treatment for retard syndrome but there are ways of preventing it like not being a total dickhead. Retard syndrome is contagious if you are friends with someone who has retard syndrome.

Jimmy keeps trying to take are lunch money so he must have retard syndrome.

by Kakwkwk January 23, 2020

Retardao

It's when something is so mind-numbing, your face uncontrollably spasms into some sort of an ahegao, not out of arousal, but your brain malfunctioning. As if your brain is getting licked.

A similar thing can occur with extreme ASMR tingles, like Japanese ear-licking ASMRs.

*insert feather into your ears*
"Gwah-uah!! God dammit! Quit it!"
"Ahahaha! Your face pulled a retardao."

by somerandoCigarGuy May 17, 2020

Fatass Retard

A controller player who sits on his fucking ass all day playing Unturned and spends a month on unturned in 2 weeks WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

Me: You are such a Fatass Retard! Savage: WHO?

by MysticHZ March 31, 2019

Schrodinger’s retard

Somebody who switches up when they get caught for being a retard

“He Fr schrodinger’s retard”

by BIGGESTOPPYOUKNOW January 8, 2022

Retard rap

A sub-genre of rap usually characterized by overly repetitive song structure, unintelligible lyrics, obnoxious melodies, and excessive posturing and label-flashing by the artist.

A classic example of this would be "Crank That" by Soulja Boy.

Nick: Could you distinguish a single English word in the song we just heard?
Mike: Hell no, but what can you expect? It's retard rap.

by Naju February 26, 2008

retard shoes

Any shoe with a Velcro closure. This stems for the assumption that tying laces is too difficult for a mentally challenged person, hence the Velcro. More often than not, these shoes tend to be some sort of cheap athletic shoe.

1)Dude, no club is gonna let you in with them retard shoes!

2)I ain’t going no place with you in them retard shoes! Damn, dont you have any self respect!

by Slang Monitor December 13, 2008

retard dong

The unexplainable excessive growth of a mentally challenged mans dong. An evolutionary trait brought about to make up for a lack of other senses and abilities.
Retard dong AKA the "rainmaker" is often seeked out by overbearing women with a strong desire to find purpose.

Toby is slow, but man can he fuck. He's got that retard dong.

by Manuterus May 14, 2015