Returd

a regurgitated piece of shit- someone shit you out, ate you again and you were shit out again. Meaning that someone got rid of you, took you back and got rid of you again because they’re dumb and you haven’t changed for the better.

"Scott you're such a returd, I can't believe I took you back! I should have learned the first time."

by Beadybutt May 30, 2006

returdshit

Someone who is very special, aka a window licker that smells like shit

mental people who shit there pants

by fishinpompey September 11, 2005

Returd

A term referring to someone who has been accepted and rejected through multiple different social clubs and networks, and finds themselves in the same situation in life as each rejection. Commonly related to a chunk of poo cycled through your plumbing and finding it's way through another exit and pouring sewage and putrid water into your home.

Dude quit with trying to join the army, they already know that you're a returd.

by justkingdion April 23, 2011

returdatator

A toilet where when you flush a poo, it comes back to you.

When you take a poo and flush a piece of poo comes back out. My old toilet is such a returdatator

by lucky spider April 27, 2014

Returd

Someone who’s as smart as a literally piece of shit

“Did Caroline text her ex again?” “Yeah, she’s such a returd”

by broey jahm September 15, 2018

Returd

A turd that is almost out but then says "HELL NO BITCH" and then slips back up your ass crack

imma slip back up this ass crack cause im a returd

by Hotshot128 October 16, 2018

Returd

A combination of the word retard and turd normally used to describe someone that has the quality of a turd and a retard.

John is such a returd

by NotMystic December 4, 2018