Remturd

Remterd. A combination of the two coolest insults of all time, "Rem" and "Turd". People sometimes misunderstand Remturd as a misspelt version of "Retard". These people are classic Remturds.

"That Remturd just called your mum fat. Are you going to punch him?"
"LOL, what a Remturd."

Remturd by Birdie Fly November 12, 2011

remtard 

Combination of the words remedial and retard, used to imply that a person requires remedial education and is, threfore, a retard.

1. "They fly Hurricanes, isn't it?, them's shit planes for remtards on free dinners"

"I'm flying a Hurricane, it's a shit plane, I'm rubbish and my mum goes chippy in her slippers"

"that's me being them". "that's well funny man"

remtard by Spanish Castle Magic March 20, 2010

Returd 

A cross between a retard and a turd

"Leanne, you're such a returd!"

Returd by Ad:for:peru March 19, 2009

Wormy Remtard 

That one guy who after a few too many bevvies thinks it's a good idea to impress others by doing the worm

'Oh jeese wormy remtard was at it again last night'

Wormy Remtard by C-0-2 August 10, 2017

Returd 

(n.) When the solid deuce you are dropping stubbornly shoots back up into your bunghole.

Guy on the shitter- "Yo, this deuce wants to stay in my ass forever, fuckin' returd!"

Returd by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011

returd 

A piece of shit that returns to the toilet bowl after a flush. Usually associated with a massive dump or a weak flush, or both. Combination of return and turd.

That returd kept coming back up for air. It was not a pretty sight in the bathroom.

returd by yes juanito yes May 18, 2015

returded 

A combination of "retarded" and "turd";
an adjective to describe someone you really dislike, or think is plain stupid.

Noun: Returd

Phil is so returded. He had the nerve to go pick a fight with me.

returded by Reba Dee October 21, 2008