Ritching

When you have a friend named Rich and he also does a large about of Bitching on a regular basis.

"Hey stop ritching about being cold, it's not that bad"
"This bar requires sleeves, stop ritching about it"

by I Get Respect May 21, 2022

Feltching

The process of inserting a gerbil through a tube that is connected to ones ass hole. The gerbil then goes inside the anus. When the gerbil is desired to exit, the tube is inserted back into the anus and a light is shined into the tube attracting the gerbil out of the anus.

That gerbil is so brown it looks like it was being feltched.

by Bloodsunday October 14, 2004

Feltching

The act of Feltching is also when a man (or woman) fucks someone up their ass, and proceeds to lick fr the bottom to the top of their back in one single sexual motion

"Geez raybor, that was one Feltching seriously good felt hung you performed on me last night!"

by Tha Juggla January 4, 2019

i'm reaching

i'm coming over
i'm coming over to your house

Hi Jason? I'm reaching

by The Hack April 23, 2003

Inner reaching

is the use of the fist to feel the inner regions of ones rectum.

Usually searching for abnormalities, however can be used to enduce sexual pleasure in older men.

"Doc i felt something up there when i was Inner reeaching"

by bourkes May 14, 2005

dog feltching

the art of cumming in a dogs hairy anus and sucking it out through a straw and spitting it into the dogs mouth making a dog feltched snowball.

dude i made a dog feltching snowball last night, IT WAS SWEET.

by feltchman March 8, 2007

Dry Feltching

The Act of sucking poo out of a partners anus without any other lubricants involved

"Dry Feltching feels great"

by jok69 September 17, 2011