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Religion Rape

When Someone Forces You To Hear About How God Has Changed There Life
" Dude That Old Man Just Religion Raped Us"
by DasHorn May 20, 2010
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Religion Assolic

The belief that god is in fact a giant ass and jesus was the product of the giant anus.
Bob: you coming to St. Paul's Catholic church tommorrow with me?

Jimmy: Sorry I'm not Catholic, I only follow the Religion Assolic
by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009
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bad religion

Punk Rock's most important band. One of a few punk bands to sign to a major label and maintain both credability and integrity. Most known for their biting yet truthful political and social commentary. My favorite band of all time, and definately the best concert I have ever been to.
by Todd Mullen January 11, 2005
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religion

1)Devotion to and observance of ANY metaphysical belief system

2)serious commitment to something besides metaphysics -- NOTE: religion does not include just Christianity, yet so many people take the subject too personally and too many above posts seem to refer directly (and usually vehemently) to Christianity...makes you think about so-called "free thinkers" who think they're so smart yet seem to be unable to provide correct and objective definitions of "religion".
Confused individuals use religion for suppression and bigotry.

he doesn't believe in God; science is his religion.

Jesus loves you...admit it.
by Jellibene October 14, 2003
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religion

Something cowards try and avoid because it often seems too much of a burden.

Religion is the systematic approach to participation in the "anti-fall".
It's our means of curing a world laced with death.

Man up and stop complaining about past evils committed under the umbrella of religion. I'm sick of cheap excuses to abandon it. Good religion is the only thing that can unwind the misery of bad religion.

And drop the 'religion is a delusion/lie' mantra. One could flinch at the thought of such frivolous naivety. Dim, inarticulate notions of truth and reality quail before the stark actuality that religion burns with.
Religion is the lifeblood that continues to carry oxygen to this broken world. But this blood also carries a toxin called human depravity.
You don't get the venom out of a man's bloodstream by cutting out his heart; you get it out by giving him the antidote.

Man’s chief end is to glorify God, and to enjoy him forever.
by M-J-to-the-wissle December 31, 2008
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Sharkian Religion

A religion made by the one and only Fijiiwater. It is the number one and sexiest religion out there.
Whoa, did you see those shark worshipers?
Yes I've heard they are Sharkian Religion.
by Marqiio June 19, 2021
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Bad Religion

Like just about everyone else has said... the best Punk Band ever. Hell, forget labels. One of the best Bands ever. All those poser bands coming out now-a-days don't even compare and it makes me sick how little recognition Bad Religion gets. Known for their inspirational and political lyrics, Bad Relgion is the r0x0r.
Bad Religion is Punk, not Blink 182... or Greenday, but Bad Religion.
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