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Early Relissal

n. A mixture of 'Early Release' and 'Early Dismissal'.
Pertaining to the untimely discharge from school.

Used in the same context as the above...just cooler sounding.
Sarah: Mrs. Thompson won't be giving us that test today.
Caroline: Why?
Sarah: Early relissal is today!
Caroline: YESH!!
by Carolina Noir February 6, 2008
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Regis

A kid who would want to fight you if you make a joke about his mother
Regis says," If you don't say sorry for what you said about my mom I am going to destroy you you fucking pussy."
by silly swan March 19, 2019
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Regis High School

The school that makes you question not if you are sducidal, but if you have the energy to kill yourself (the answer is no)

The school in which student body might never feel a women’s touch, but at least will know every word in the dictionary.

The school in which no one ever gets bullied because no one’s self esteem can get any lower.

The school in which you will meet the best teachers you have ever had and meet some which make you question if they know how to read an email.

The school in which their debate team holds the smartest idiots on the planet.
Hey! Do you go to Regis High School?

Yes! I do in fact have no social life.
by What are names anyways? February 26, 2022
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Remissbiscuit68

A gay ass nigga that eats guacamole BBC when his gay ask have dates chance
That's not very remissbiscuit68 of you
by Hunter the cunter August 11, 2019
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Regis Philbin

Regis Philbin- n.
The act of waking up early in the morning , ejaculating on the spot between your partner and you, and finally kissing her gently on the shoulder so that she wakes up and rolls onto the soiled region.
See also 'Al Roker', 'Matt Lauer'.
-After going to bed angry, Jonny woke up Michelle with a 'Regis Philbin'. Good Morning Sunshine.

-Unsuspecting, Kelly rolled over to return the gentle morning kisses her boyfriend had been bestowing upon her, only to meet the luke-warm, sticky, nasty reality of a 'Regis Philbin'.
by Brocktoon May 21, 2006
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Registry

Some part of your computer that does nothing but cause problem. Computer crashing? Probably has something to do with the registry. Unfortunately enough your average computer-user has no idea that the registry even exists.
Viruses, Spam, Ad-Ware, Hackers, and a screwed up Registry are all possibilities as to why your computer sucks ass.
by K Jizzle October 26, 2005
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net registry

A Web Hosting & Domain Company that failed.

Usually referred to as NR
Net Registry fails at everything they touch.
by egroj jorge May 15, 2008
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