relapse five

When you for instance had sex with your ex-girlfriend and tell your friends. You then do a "relapse five"
Where you high five and it get awkward for a little bit then you high five again.

I had sex with my ex last thursday... relapse five!

by Gingerpowerofepicness May 14, 2016

Relapse Menstruation

When you get a heavier flow right after you think your period is over.

Sarah: Hey, my period is over! im so glad i can have sex again!

Michelle: Nice! better wit a day to see if you get Relapse Menstruation though.

by jenxie February 28, 2010

Relapse

When one pushes their partners prolapsed anus back in with their tongue

This trick nasty slut took off her panties and her rosebud was just too much for me so I relapsed that shit.

by Jay russ November 17, 2019

Relapse

A horrible album from 2009

Hey, are you listening to Relapse?!

by Usershame June 5, 2018

Relapsed

A guy after he masturbation.

Person 1: Finally! Here comes John.
Person 2: He looks totally relapsed, dude.
Person 1: Yeah, he's addicted to something he called Futa x Futa. I don't even know.

by FutaxFutaDude May 4, 2022

Relapse Bomber

When Old Timers send in Chronic Relapsers to fuck with someone and say their being of service.

He's lucky I didn't through my certification on the ground and whoop his ass for letting those Relapse Bombers in my Class/office.

by 12stepornostep May 5, 2021

released on bale

What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".

If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.

by QuacksO April 4, 2022