Reddit

A place where gays, retards, and mentally unstable individuals congregate to share and justify their experiences with other gays and retards. The users will circlejerk on opinions that represent popular/majority view. If you are not part of the majority then prepare to be bombarded with downvotes, death threats and attempted witty remarks.

reddit user 1: Here is a video of my gay and retarded son shitting on himself and then eating it! (5494 upvotes)
reddit user 2: wow so brave!! have an upvote! (498 upvotes)
reddit user 3: so cute! my son is also gay and retarded. (300 upvotes)
reddit user 4: this is disgusting (6825 downvotes)

by 1337_HAXZ0R May 7, 2014

Reddit

Reddit is a site where 5 to 12 year olds and adults think its illegal to have your own opinion, and while you have a good argument, some asshole is like: fUcKa YoU bItChY aSsHoLe. Also some asshole decided to not publish my definition and stole it for no fucking reason

Reddit sucks

by Izaak_and_gerrit_time January 29, 2020

Reddit

A flock of virgins is a reddit.

Michael: Look it's a redditor!
Steve: God he stinks of deoderant, looks incredibly overweight too.

by PapaControlFreaku May 7, 2021

Reddit

A dog-eat-dog world.

They're totally pulling a Reddit on you.

by Chalko3 January 9, 2021

Reddit

It was once heaven, but now it’s fucking horrible.

Reddit used to be so cool, what happened?

by CatDoge August 17, 2019

Reddit

A dog-eat-dog world.

I would never go on Reddit, I'd rather keep my sanity intact.

by Chalko3 January 9, 2021

Reddit

A website that was really funny and interesting until about 2016-18, when it became a liberal echo tunnel.

I miss when Reddit was a funny website that wasn't dominated by liberals who apparently don't realize that threatening to kill the president is extremely illegal.

...Yes, even if he's not the president anymore.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 7, 2021