Red velvet cake day

A day where everyone can eat as much red velvet cake as they want!!

Kid 1: hey bro it’s red velvet cake day! You know what that means

Kid 2: let’s eat as much red velvet cake as we can!!!!!

by Lweasel37 November 1, 2020

robert's red velvet cookies

When Robert (or any other female) makes cookies out of their period blood and their lover's semen

"When ever my girl makes 'robert's red velvet cookies, I run out of the house because of the smell of it."

by Bravestar March 10, 2016

Jackson is the Wendy of Red Velvet

Something someone says when an idol does something wrong so they drag Jackson into the problem.

Wendy: Oh nah! What did you say girl? Mmnmn nu uh! *Imitates black female*
Wendy fan: But Jackson is the Wendy of Red Velvet! He did something problematic too! So of course I'll drag him into this!

by esc942 March 7, 2018

A Red Velvet

When you freeze your shit to use as a dildo, whilst on your period.

“I’m going to go home and try a Red Velvet”

by ballicaust February 1, 2025

Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Then, using some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Next, collect a large amount of fresh shit, then take all the ingredients, mix well, and leave alone for a week of fermentation. When ready, bake at high temperature until a nice crispy crust forms. Once you finish baking, you may eat your delicious treat, or share the snack with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making our favorite Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025

Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making my delicious Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025

Red velvet cake

The act of ejaculating into a woman whilst she is on her period. Then pouring that period blood and semen mixture onto biscuits and eating it.

A had a red velvet cake with my wife for dinner.

by Freaky deaky nigga September 23, 2025