Recursive Coat Hanger Abortion

The process of impregnating a girl, aborting the fetus with a coat hanger, placing the fetus in the girl's anus, having anal intercourse with the girl, impregnating the fetus, aborting the fetus' fetus with the same coat hanger, sticking that fetus in the first fetus' anus and having anal intercourse with the girl and the first fetus, impregnating the second fetus and repeating, ad infinitum

I thought that biddy went to take a shit, but she really was just passing 4 fetuses from her most recent recursive coat hanger abortion.

by A bent coat hanger July 19, 2010

respusive

Answering quickly in a jumbled manner, yet yielding the correct response.

A) What's the weather toda-
B) -HotSunnyAlittleCloudyNintySeven
A) Ah. Thank you. Next time don't be so respusive.

by Joey McCal August 25, 2009

Recursive Strawman

A strawman by which you incorrectly characterise your opponent's argument as a strawman.

A: Trump has repeatedly demonstrated racially insensitive behavior

B: "Everyone I disagree with is Hitler."

A: That is a recursive strawman.

by ovusar December 7, 2020

reclusinating

the act of insects/spiders/small mammals congregating in a human anus

"My arse hurts. I think something's reclusinating up there."

by bufuegypt April 1, 2023

tech-recluse

The state of being so dependent upon communicating exclusively through technology, that one finds their self in what feels like a reclusive state.

Julie got fed-up with being so "tech-reclusive" that she broke down and got a land line, vowing to have actual voice conversations with her friends, family and loved ones.

Julie realized she had become unintentionally introverted because of her iPhone. She decided to break away from being a tech-recluse, and ordered land line service.

by juleskills December 18, 2010

the repulsive raptor

1)When a crow pilfers through your curbside garbage bag and spears a bloody tampon then perches on the roof of your house like a proud eagle with an olive branch in its beak.

2) The Official Seal of Cuba

Get my pellet gun so I can snuff the repulsive raptor before the neighbors see it.

by wolfbait51 December 10, 2011

Brown recluse

A particularly stubborn turd.

Damn this brown recluse - 30 minutes on the John is the last thing I need!

by zBrinks February 7, 2017