I reckon I can peace the story together

What Columbo would say if he was asked to collect da testimony of irate 'n' bickering witnesses who would need to be verbally placified and encouraged to get along wif each other so dat they could all speak coherently while relating to said famous detective what they saw.

What with Columbo's inherently calm and unassuming manner, he put people at ease, and so if he said, "I reckon I can peace the story together" during an investigation, you could generally count on his being able to do so.

by QuacksO October 11, 2024

Reckon

there is a god that no one on the internet knows about, reckon is a god that only wants to rid the world of all filth and is a god of void. He is misunderstood by his horrific body and if you see him in this form you will go insane or even die, he is very similar to cthulhu aswell.

"do you know about reckon?"
"make sense for once, its a word idiot not a god"
"im not saying he is real it is just a cool concept but he could be real!"
"just stop talking about it and sit down"

by pure will see what hides September 28, 2022

Reckoners

A large group of people spread throughout multiple states and cities that started originally in Virginia. Known for fighting and other dangerous activity. Reports of missing people have been rumored to be linked to them. They have a separate division of their group that is known to only want good for the people they come across and their friends, started by a group of kids now led by troublesome adults.

There Reckoners have a new fight club down the street, wanna check it out?

by Ttreckonershisd February 13, 2017

Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

best line in ultrakill

Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

V1: no I win

by KFCworker April 26, 2025

Papa John's Day of Reckoning

noun
1. A time of crisis or need.
2. When you have a bad feeling about a certain moment that is about to happen.

"I'm bad at soccer, so my Papa John's Day of Reckoning is P.E."

by Nocaerc January 8, 2020

Reckoning

One of the “big five” spectacular non events of history, it ranks on a par with the millennium bug, the global reset, the 2021 Irish border poll and any of the little elf’s conspiracy theories.

Chipleader 1-Edwina predicted a spectacular reckoning at the weekend. What happened?

Chipleader 2-nothing

by Chipleader Hero May 5, 2021

Reckon

An elite group of white folks at the cheesecake factory.

Ronny is a reckon, he likes his food reckon style (no seasoning).

by Bone Monster January 23, 2019