greasy-receipt

To greasy receipt someone is to get a free meal or a drink by hitting on the cashier in an uncomfortable or awkward way. Usually results in free items.

Yo, Jack just greasy-receipted that fatty! Now he’s got $15 to spare.

by CaptainTAT August 31, 2019

forgot the receipt

This is an expression used when someone takes a dump in the public bathroom without wiping or flushing. In this context, receipt means toilet paper.

"Ew..."
"What?"
"Someone forgot the receipt!"
"That's disgusting."

by Random_Wordz January 24, 2022

Reality Receipt

When bullshit gets vibe checked by evidence.

You can't bullshit your way around a reality receipt.

by Dr.Crow October 1, 2023

Collecting the Receipts

(v) the act in which one screenshots text conversations to use as blackmail in the future

Susan: I can’t beileve he said that? He shouldn’t get away with that

Clair: Girl he won’t. I’m collecting the receipts.

by Claret Mcbrowb June 12, 2018

receipt police

A person at costco who checks your receipt. There particularly annoying and angry

Look mom it's the receipt police about to check us to see if we stole anything! Hahhaah

by Turtlepawed July 5, 2017

Receipt

Whoever invented the way to spell this word is an idiopt.

The idiopt gave me a receipt.

by DuckLove2008 September 17, 2020

Receipt

When one professional wrestler responds to a genuine or needlessly rough manoeuvre with a strong strike of their own as payback. Usually in the form of a one-off hard strike of their own.

1. “You bought that kick. Lemme give you the receipt for it.”

2. Braun Strowman kneed Brock Lesnar in the head, so Brock famously gave him a receipt in the form of 2 quick genuine punches.

3. Perry Saturn infamously gave Mike Bell a seemingly endless receipt after Mike accidentally dropped Perry on his head.

by NickJT April 3, 2022