Unwilling Sperm Receiptent

A Politically-Correct Word for a Rape Victim originally suggested in George Carlin's Doin it again (1990)

" Rape Victim : OMG I been RAPED

Police officer : No, your an unwilling sperm receiptent

Unwilling Sperm Receiptent : Oh? Wtf? "

by Vaprous September 3, 2012

Recessionship

the state of continuing a relationship because you can't afford to move out and live alone.

I might get laid off, so I don't want to move out until the economy improves. My boyfriend and I don't have a relationship anymore; we have a recessionship.

by brraph March 31, 2009

recess

the break given in the middle of the day to elementary school children. usually a time when children play on a playscape or just generally run around and have fun.

today, at recess, little susie kicked sand in my eyes, so i called her a stupid poopoo butt.

by freakbutt July 1, 2006

receding hairline

When your face is so ugly that your hair starts to run away from it.

Bill: damn! yana has a massive forehead

Saul: No, that her hair running away from her face, its a receding hairline.

Bill: jeez!

Saul: but she"s a slut so just brown-bag it.

Bill: I'll pass

Saul: yeah

by pinwheel897 March 22, 2010

receive and leave

when you receive a blowjob and immediately stop talking to the girl and move on to the next for some more

nic : “i think she wanna be a thing”
wolfie : “bruh...”
nic : “i’m j gonna receive and leave”
wolfie : YUH

by d’angelo versace May 3, 2018

Mr Brown is waiting in reception

When you really need to take a shit.

"Can you excuse me for five minutes, Mr Brown is waiting in reception".

by Jiminator February 16, 2008

receptability

How well you are willing to recieve a person

You have not shown your receptability so i shall turn you away

by Mr Butler November 6, 2007