I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

realize

to finally understand

"dude i just realized how screwed we are"

by lil_MoE February 4, 2009

harsh realm

bummer

GUY #1: I got rejected by five girls in one night.
GUY #2: harsh realm, dude!

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

fer realz?

to be said when taken by surprise or when you are in shock. also means: are you joking?

friend one: we're going to the jeffree star concert!
friend two: omigosh! are you fer realz?

by meeeeeeeeeeeeee:D January 13, 2009

masterbation realization

Just after you nut where you go
"Wow this girl I just jacked off to is real nasty." Or where you loose complete sexual interest after you bust.

You- Fuck me this chick is sucking that dick so good.

You post nut- Man wtf this chick is nasty and the concept of porn is fucked up, I mean I'm getting off to someone getting off wtf man I just had a
"Masterbation Realization".

by Brewski Jones June 5, 2017

webmd for realz

WebMd for realz is the go too for all medical definitions. Especially wood deprivation.

WebMD for realz proves that withdrawal and/or lack of wood (aka wood deprivation) is a real and debilitating disease that can only be cured by RAW.

by Dr. Tams March 17, 2015

Free Realms

A game where you can ALMOST do what you want, when you want. Yeah, you can choose what games to play, you can choose what jobs to level, but do you get to fly? Do you get to beat people up outside of duels? Do you get to shoot people with guns? Do you get to play as any animal? There are a lot more things you can't do, but if I said the rest, you would be reading this definition for hours.

N00b: O EHM GEE I LUV FREE RALMS JOO CAN DEW ANYTING!!!!!!!!

Experienced Player: Shut up n00b. The amount of things you can't do is over 9,000 in Free Realms.

by Moondart July 12, 2011