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real isopod nigga hours

The time of day between 12:05 a.m. and 3:15 a.m. for niggas whomst've are isopods to express their true isopod feelings.
by Hahapoopynig January 26, 2018
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reality tv

Shit that's faker than Pam Anderson's titties and more fixed than pro wrestling!
by Anonymous September 9, 2003
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your reality

The song in the credits of "Doki Doki Literature Club", sang by one of the characters in the game.
Your reality is legit the best song ever.

Your reality makes me tear up.
by Oshkin April 23, 2018
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Real Raina Effect

The effect Raina gives off when someone first meets her and instantly has a crush, without Raina’s knowing. 50% of the they never act on it since she’s too amazing to believe the feeling is mutual. 40% of the something is said to someone about it from the person under the effect. 10% of the time the person under the effect says something to Raina themselves. 100% of the time Raina is completely shocked by how attractive she is to others, even after many examples of people confessing their love to her. The point is she is so amazing that most if not all peers she meets will feel romantically attracted to her.
Boy 1: I think I like Raina
Boy 2: Don’t we all? Must be the real Raina effect, But you gotta tell her!
Boy 1: But she’s so out of my league
Boy 2: What’s the worst that can happen

*Later*

Boy 1: Hey Raina, I think you’re great and I like you
Raina: Aaahhhhhh (In her head: Please don’t be a stalker please don’t be a stalker)
by PleaseGoToCanadaWithMe November 6, 2019
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Real Author

A "Real Author" is someone who has at least 500 people show up for book signings. It has nothing to do with being an international best seller or owning your own mountain purchased through your book sales. It only has to do with how many people show up to get you to sign their books.
"So, how many people are out there?"
"There's about 200 in line!"
<sigh>"Still not a Real Author"
by Skua September June 18, 2018
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Real Girlfriend

Calls you for nothing, texts you all the time, wants to see you, cries, gets jealous and over protective because she LOVES YOU.
I have a real girlfriend!
by BearcatCheer February 3, 2012
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Is'raeli Hot

Part of what is possibly the best hook-up line for Jews ever!

replaces: is really
Guy- Hey you must be jewish, cause you is'raeli hot! Wanna go out some time?
Girl-Yeah, who can resist a phrase like that?!
by sportsdude88 February 21, 2010
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