ratchet cum sock

A sock filled with juicy delicious cum that’s been left under a bed for 3 years

Dad- Son I need to use your sock for something

Son- I already used it as my ratchet cum sock

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

ratcheeto

(rat)cheeto
a very cool person..from tiktok😎

y/n: i have a ratcheeto kink🤪🤪🤩
ratcheeto:yes.

by clayiscool June 30, 2021

ass ratchet

A jerk

"Her ass-ratchet of a boyfriend stole her car and ran off with her best friend!"

by Sarabellum1976 September 4, 2003

I would rather shit on my hands and clap

When someone would like you to go, do or attend something you rather wouldn't.

Friend: hey do you wanna go for a Nandos?
Me: I would rather shit on my hands and clap.

by Drbigman May 28, 2016

I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.

"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."

by Artie D. May 1, 2006

mexican ratchet strap

1. The ghetto way to hold items on the top of a car as you transport them.

2. The reverse reach-around to fondle the female genitalia whilst getting head.

Reference to definition 1.-We didn't have any rope or twine, so we all sat in the back of the SUV and used the mexican ratchet strap to hold the mattress secure to the top of the moving vehicle.

Reference to definition 2.-I gave her the mexican ratchet strap and ran my hand down her back, around the dirt star, to fondle the poon while she was sucking on ol' dad.

by Poonberry Associates August 21, 2009

nappy ratchet hoes

A nappy ratchet hoe is a female who lacks class, thinks shes all that, and has a huge attitude problem.

Morgan: OMG I look so hot today!!!

Caroline: Ewww look at that chick morgan shes so into herself.

Andy: These girls are such Nappy Ratchet hoes!

by The twin pack February 28, 2013