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Rapture Regret

The feeling of remorse and embarrassment experienced by religious people who make decisions based on the expectation of an impending "Rapture" event, when said event fails to occur.
Keith came around asking for all his stuff back today. Seems the Rapture didn't happen on Wednesday after all. The guy's suffering from Rapture Regret.
by ShaneDowe April 9, 2024
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rapture my capture

rapture my capture means pop my pinkie toe😉
wyatt totally raptured my capture last night// I want justin to rapture my capture again
by Poundkey March 1, 2019
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Hood Rapture

A Judgement that is decided amongs your Society /gang or association
EXAMPLE :
For those who display loyalty to their Society/ Association shall be rejoiced with unlimited

Blessing and respect from those with in their association of their rank.

But for those who chose to display betrayal and deceitfulness and or like informer behaviour shall be rejoiced with unlimited pain and death related consequences
Bob: I hope that guy is ready for the Hood Rapture

Sam: why you say that

Bob: because he hasn’t been loyal to rank lately
by The Hooddictonary January 16, 2022
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Anal-Rapture

Form of punishment for employees who don’t follow instructions.
Management called Dennis into the office this morning for an “ANAL-RAPTURE”. After he parked in the wrong location.
by AssMan1987 October 11, 2022
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Rapture Rascal

A Christian or other religious person who actively hopes for the apocalypse to come, and convinces themselves they see signs of the end times in everything.
Jeremiah said the hurricane is a sign of the second coming of Jesus, dude is a total Rapture Rascal”
by Isrulius September 16, 2023
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Rapture prepper

A Rapture prepper is a person , commonly an American Christian Evangelist awaiting the end of time as we know it. The belief is all dead Christian believers and those on earth will rise and meet the Lord. To many salient people this seems somewhat extreme but to the Rapture prepper it is real.
That Rapture prepper next door just told me if you see him gone and all his worldly belongings are left behind that I am welcomed to all his stuff. House included!
by King Yamayama August 19, 2025
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Role Rapture

An overwhelming attraction to a fictional character, driven by the character’s captivating writing and the actor’s hotness. Symptoms include obsessive binge-watching, constant fantasizing, and a deep desire for intense, passionate encounters with the character.
“Since I started watching ‘Covert Affairs,’ I’ve been hit hard by Role Rapture. Augie is just too perfect, and I can’t get him out of my head!”
by ohnoplease June 19, 2024
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