Rapturing

When you nail your partner to a cross at a higher level than which you stand upon. Then, ejaculate upward into the air, onto them.

Sarah waiting patiently for Allen to finish rapturing her.

by Laya-Franca Daniels September 28, 2025

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Rapture

A city where a man is entitled to the sweat of his brow.

I'm going to rapture

by Aidsdrinker March 24, 2022

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When you wake up from a nap and all your family/roommates are gone from your home. (Nothing left to do now except get high , jack off in a strange place, and wait for Jesus to come back for your sorry ass. )

I took a rapture nap, and everyone is now gone, and not answering their phones or text.

by Frank Gold February 2, 2023

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rapture hatch

Christian slang for a butthole

Hey girl, can I put it in your rapture hatch?

by Ragiin' Draggin' November 22, 2015

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rapture my capture

rapture my capture means pop my pinkie toe😉

wyatt totally raptured my capture last night// I want justin to rapture my capture again

by Poundkey March 1, 2019

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Rapture Regret

The feeling of remorse and embarrassment experienced by religious people who make decisions based on the expectation of an impending "Rapture" event, when said event fails to occur.

Keith came around asking for all his stuff back today. Seems the Rapture didn't happen on Wednesday after all. The guy's suffering from Rapture Regret.

by ShaneDowe April 9, 2024

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