raptorjesus

The one and only savior of the internets, and cause of eternal flaming.

Brought forth from the void, given physical form by the now famous 900,000th post in the 4chan /b/ imageboard. Soon gained infamy as the /b/tards commenced to bitch about the post, at which time the NAZI 4chan mods replaced the holy picture with the ungodly effigy of evil: donutpenis.

Thus did the everlasting flaming begin.

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Excerpt from the RaptorJesus BIBLE:
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The Teachings of Raptor Jesus

And lo, did a drunken man beset Raptor Jesus and his followers. He came up to them, crying such things as "Y HALO THAR!" and "BUTTSECKS?!" The Disciples were scared, for never before had they encountered one so intent on buttsecks. But Raptor Jesus merely smiled, and bade His Disciples watch, that they might know what to do in the future. All of a sudden, Raptor Jesus did leap into a tree, disappearing from sight. The drunkard looked around in a confused manner. Raptor Jesus did burst forth, flipping out of the tree, his foot connecting with the drunkard's neck. A sickening 'SNAP' emanated, and then all was silent. Raptor Jesus looked to His followers, pointed at the body next to him and proclaimed, "Ninja'd"

Chapter 9, Verse 1.27

Bill: "Holy shit! Did you just send an entire online community into a bitter flame war with a single post!?"

Ted: "Yeah, I pulled a raptorjesus, haha."

by a wtfuxchanner May 9, 2005

cunt raptor

Noun. Derogatory slang. Only word in the english language available that combines the bitchery of cunts with the fiendishness of velociraptors. The kind of person who finds normal cuntery a waste of his/her creative talents, and will go far out of his/her way to exact a particularly devious and well thought out way to sully one's good name. If a cunt raptor ever actually existed, it's mating call would undoubtedly have sounded like a Nazgul performing cunnilingus.

That fucking cunt raptor Tina found my girl's screen name, spent a week getting to know her, and then let it slip that I dumped my ex because her mom had my baby.

by FuckinSnoahhlaxx February 25, 2008

Raptor

The number one threat to the world.

Hope you mowed the lawn, raptors like to nest in the grass.

by Turok March 13, 2008

PaRappa the Rapper

A PlayStation game released on October 31st, 1997.

The player takes on the role of PaRappa, a paper-thin rapping dog. PaRappa is Japanese for "Paper Thin". He is trying to win the heart of a flower-like girl named Sunny Funny. He is aided by his friends Katy Kat (an enthusiastic cat) and PJ Berri (a fat teddy bear DJ with a huge appetite). Also vying for Sunny Funny's attention is PaRappa's arch rival Joe Chin, a rich, narcissistic dog.
To impress Sunny Funny, PaRappa learns to fight at a kung-fu dojo, and takes a driver's education course to get his license. However when he crashes his Dad's car, he has to earn money at a flea market to pay for it. When Sunny's birthday comes up, PaRappa has to get cake, but ends up ruining it after an encounter with Joe. He makes a new one by watching a cooking show, and proceeds to eat a lot of it on the day. When spending some time alone with Sunny, he is suddenly overcome with the need to go to the bathroom. PaRappa has to rap against his previous senseis in order to get to the front of the line to the toilet.
Then one night, PaRappa is invited to Club Fun, and asks Sunny to go with him, which she agrees. Parappa then raps on stage with everybody, rapping solo at the end of the song.

A really good music game, in my opinion.

Guy 1:I need a good music game, any ideas?
Guy 2:Here you go *Hands him PaRappa the Rapper*

5 Hours Later...

Guy 2:THE MUSIC IS SO ADDICTING!

by RawrItsPanda October 20, 2009

rapper weed

n.

Marijuana of high quality smoked by rappers.

"...you ain't got to hold it too long, this is rapper weed, couple hits is all you gon' need" -Wiz Khalifa (Won't Land)

by BlowItByTheO January 3, 2012

soundcloud rapper

any person who comes to you to sell their mixtape and shows their soundclouds if you listen to 30 seconds of any soundcloud rapper your whole body with be filled with cringe

That boy is a soundcloud rapper

by Arveta August 17, 2020

F-22 Raptor

The worlds most advance Fighter Aircraft. In use by the United States Air Force. It is a Stealth Fighter with Mach 2+ capabilities. It looks like a F-15 Strike Eagle but is nowhere close to it. The F-22 Raptor has the ability of Vector Thrusting to perform maneuvers that no other plane in the world can do. All its weapons are carried inside it's body to provide better stealth, but still has the ability to have outside weapons stations. If you are on the receiving end of this aircraft you will be dead before you know that you were engaged by the USAF.

The F-22 Raptor is performing CAPs over Washington DC.

by USAF November 5, 2007