random douchebag

That guy, usually someone you don't know, that ruins an otherwise good picture by pulling a stupid face.

Ladies, that would've been a hot picture too bad that random douchebag is lurking in the background.

by Jackie Dee April 9, 2008

Random Gapper

When you randomly blitz the linebacker into the gap where the offense is running achieved by screen cheating.

Did you see Alex get that fumble, yeah what a random gapper.

by mammoth boy May 27, 2011

randomitry

Randomitry* ---> The art of being able to produce, when least expected, something extremely random and amusing...sometimes causing mass confusion ( or confuzzlization). I excel at this art and teach others.

.........SPATULA!!!!

I like it when they go moo, but only on a firday i think if i toasted it it would no dont sell those chimps to the fire brigade they will only anally infiltrate them.

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeee waaaaaaaaa noooooooo


I like the pastures green and moist...

by The Eddie, Master of Randomitry December 8, 2004

Random Numbers

A set of real numbers that does not have a definite pattern.
Commonly used in lotteries, gambling, etc.

"And tonights random numbers for the lottery are 5,65,68,84, and 12."

by nabbott7 & whosline07 September 19, 2006

Random Mug

Kissing someone you just met and may never seen again, usually in a college environment.

Sam: What did you do last night? Meet any girls?
Dean: Yeah, I met a couple of girls and got a random mug.
Sam: Cool!

by Trina Troi December 30, 2009

Random Loud Song

Its that song on your iPod or Mp3 device thats louder than the rest. Usually this songs comes up in the most random time, especially when your trying to sleep.

Usually you want to erase the song but you cant since you like it.

After a long day at the office, John gets home and eats a small meal. After that he heads towards bed with his iPod. He goes on shuffle and starts dozing off. Around 2am that Random Loud Song comes on and scares the sleep out of him.

Poor John :(

by smokey0827 September 1, 2010

Random Brown

One of the multitude of people who walk our streets every day, who have no specifically identifiable ethnicity. All that they can be described as is, "some shade of brown".

I went to the qwikee-mart today to buy some red drink, and the cashier was one of those Random Brown people. I have no idea what his ethnicity was.

Hey, was that guy mexican, indian, or pakistani??? I don't know, he was just a Random Brown guy.

by randomobserverguy October 13, 2011