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Zandi Randolph

A hotttt actress that I literally love like soooo much…. She’s so beautiful and smart and just oh my goddd and her acting is 100000/10 it’s so good especially in area code 1 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋😊😊😊😊😊
Man-oh i don’t like Zandi Randolph

Me- HUH?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT LIKE ZANDI Randolph SHES LITERALLY bMOTHERRRRR
by Stellaborellq11 April 12, 2023
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Dirty Randolph

Takes a woman to a hotel and lets her ride him on her rags, then walks around the rest of the stay with a red dick.

Great for Christmas **to the tune of Rudolph the red nose reindeer “Randolph the red dick fuck stick
Man, that dude gave me a Dirty Randolph, it was awesome.
by RockinRachel December 14, 2023
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The Polar Randolph

The sexual act of feeding your lazy wife a high fibrous diet, collecting and freezing her scat, then fashioning the loosely phallic shaped object into a ribbed dildo.
The higher the fibre content, the veinier and with more sweet corn the mamba will be.
The Jewish skin flute is then forced back into the wife’s butt when she’s asleep. Extra points are given if the fabled DVDA is successfully administered.
Randolph: Honestly doctor, I’m not sure how my comatose wife ended up with so many rectal polyps!
All I did was give her The Polar Randolph and she was fine for a while. I was administering some amyl nitrite up her wizard’s sleeve for a bit so she could butt chug. Yes! That’s it. It must’ve been that that caused all those colon lesions.
Doctor: Thankyou for that frankly horrendous explanation. Anyway, the waiting police officer would like a word with you!
by JesusBummedTrump December 26, 2022
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Randolph ahahh

Randolph ahahh is that feeling when you see GeorgeNotFound stim on stream and get happy but then you fall flat on your face because your fucking dumbass was looking at your phone when you were walking.
Pokimane pulled a Randolph ahahh when she got caught for proudly saying it wasn't funny.
by Bobby Winklezfppt November 2, 2022
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Randolph

Randolph also called Rand is a helpful person who cares for everyone except himself
Christian "yo you seen Randolphs new tweet"
Tort "among us isn't funny"
by BLXCEO April 18, 2022
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Randolph

A Randolph is a large dog that eats too much and is of above average size
Yo bro your being such a Randolph right now
by YourLocal_Vampire November 9, 2025
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Randolph

As pertaining to restaurant service, to doubly mess up a customer's order.
Dude you really Randolphed that guys On The Sly
by anonymous December 13, 2025
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