Takes a woman to a hotel and lets her ride him on her rags, then walks around the rest of the stay with a red dick.
Great for Christmas **to the tune of Rudolph the red nose reindeer “Randolph the red dick fuck stick”
Great for Christmas **to the tune of Rudolph the red nose reindeer “Randolph the red dick fuck stick”
by RockinRachel December 14, 2023

Randolph is just a Randy, he loves to poop and loves to tell everyone about it.
He’s into watches and beer.
He’s into watches and beer.
Randolph shut up !
by Tabear November 21, 2021

the most shittiest school on earth ! terrible staff , (including principal) , treats students with favoritism ,all funds go to teacher stuff (funds from fundraisers and student events), over charges for everything because they are money hungry , teachers=perverts , the counselor sucks at listening and wants to keep you in trouble ! , if you do one thing wrong your considered a bad kid forever ! , the football coach treats the football players like shit ! 95% of the staff act like they hate there jobs (hate being there). Never go to this school you’ll be miserable !
person 1 : “I’m gonna kms because I go to Randolph County Highschool
Person 2 : “ion even blame you fam”
Person 2 : “ion even blame you fam”
by straightfactsnocap October 15, 2021

Sexy nice guy horny most of the time one of the funniest guys you will ever meet if you lose him it will be the greatest mistake of your life
by Damn N!gg3rz November 21, 2021

The voice of "Wanda" from "The Fairly Odd Parents" Also is known for being a professional rower in the great lakes. Nicknamed "Michelle" for her multiple full house appearances and for stealing clothing off of the 90s set and then dressing goats in the clothing.
by anon12345678900987654321 December 28, 2014

A person who is usually famous within any social group, organization or community he is involved in. Rarely seen in an evil light, his name envokes a chorus of angels. Often charismatic and indifferent, any mention of his name will bring men to a state of attention.
(Often, no one really understands or can give a clear answer on why Randolph is so great.)Charismatic
(Often, no one really understands or can give a clear answer on why Randolph is so great.)Charismatic
“Hey Randolph!”
“Randolph.?!”
“Randolph.?!”
by Stardome November 23, 2021

The redneck ass school. Who are terrible at boys sports but good at girl sports, seriously your girls teams would smoke you’re boys teams. Everyone at that school are “cousins” kinda weird maybe a little incest going on. YeeYee Partner.
by Randolph county November 24, 2021
