by fastkilr April 2, 2004
by Its_Your_Boy April 13, 2017
To douse your partners naked body in ranch dressing for sexual pleasure.
To spill ranch dressing on a box of to go fries.
Ejaculation....
This definition comes from a crew of sweaty restaurant employees who were half asleep one night. This word also can be used in present tense as well. For example "please ranch me dude!"
To spill ranch dressing on a box of to go fries.
Ejaculation....
This definition comes from a crew of sweaty restaurant employees who were half asleep one night. This word also can be used in present tense as well. For example "please ranch me dude!"
by Big Dog the Definer November 30, 2018
by hilary, corrine& Dave October 9, 2005
by Many09085568 March 29, 2020
When a person goes hard on a night on the town and falls asleep with the ranch side in their pocket that they picked up from their midnight snack.
Yo Rob, I just found me a pocket ranch, let's go!
What is wrong Karen? Nothing, my pocket ranch exploded in my sleep again.
What is wrong Karen? Nothing, my pocket ranch exploded in my sleep again.
by Carmon 4 March 24, 2023
Neverland Ranch was Michael Jackson’s home from 1988 until 2005 in the Santa Ynez Valley near LA. Its 3000 acres contain sacred Native American sites, and once had whimsical signs, statues, fountains, vintage vehicles, a train, and flower gardens.
Jackson generously shared Neverland's magical setting with underprivileged and seriously ill children, who were invited with their families by the busload to enjoy the amusement park even when he was away.
For years, thousands passed through the gates to experience joy. That all ended when one family of known grifters tried to cash in by accusing Jackson of a heinous crime. A corrupt local prosecutor couldn't convince a jury that Jackson was guilty of anything other than too much generosity and faith in people. The media circus was like a lynch mob after ratings, not Truth. Despite his complete exoneration during the famous trial in 2005, Jackson abandoned Neverland.
Many have noted that Jackson had shown a love and nurturance of children since he was one himself, and that he never lost his own childlike purity. If he had been a typical man-whore pop star, there'd have been no controversy. A spiritual, do-good, man-child who was sensitive to the needs of the young, weak, and marginalized was simply too good to be true.
To see how it looked in its heyday, see Larry Nimmer’s The Untold Story of Neverland, or Living with Michael Jackson: The Footage You Were Never Meant to See, as well as the short films Moonwalker and Say Say Say.
Jackson generously shared Neverland's magical setting with underprivileged and seriously ill children, who were invited with their families by the busload to enjoy the amusement park even when he was away.
For years, thousands passed through the gates to experience joy. That all ended when one family of known grifters tried to cash in by accusing Jackson of a heinous crime. A corrupt local prosecutor couldn't convince a jury that Jackson was guilty of anything other than too much generosity and faith in people. The media circus was like a lynch mob after ratings, not Truth. Despite his complete exoneration during the famous trial in 2005, Jackson abandoned Neverland.
Many have noted that Jackson had shown a love and nurturance of children since he was one himself, and that he never lost his own childlike purity. If he had been a typical man-whore pop star, there'd have been no controversy. A spiritual, do-good, man-child who was sensitive to the needs of the young, weak, and marginalized was simply too good to be true.
To see how it looked in its heyday, see Larry Nimmer’s The Untold Story of Neverland, or Living with Michael Jackson: The Footage You Were Never Meant to See, as well as the short films Moonwalker and Say Say Say.
I wish I could have experienced the magic and beauty of Neverland Ranch with my children while Michael Jackson lived there!
by MarkBentley February 8, 2012