Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse

A cult created by high school mulitmedia kids dedicated to the advancement of the Church of Raptor Jesus through holy war and the conquer of the universe.

"Man, the Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse are the most badass overlords ever, they give out free tacos!"

by DinoKnight0 May 2, 2010

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Raptor Law

The law that every movie remake should include Velociraptors while sticking to the original plot of the movie.

"Did you see the new predator movie?"
"Yeah. The raptors were scary."
"Yeah thats Raptor Law for you."

by ltucker May 17, 2010

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Long, ill-cared for grass where a person finds themselves at greater risk of being picked off by prehistoric predators. Although dinosaurs are technically extinct, it's a confirmed fact in nature that tall grass is more likely to conceal Cretaceous killers than lawn that is mowed once a month.

#1: "Dude, stay out of that raptor grass, you're going to get bit by a snake." #2: "Holy shit when was the last time you cut the grass? It looks like the Land Before Time out here."

by shaaaaaaaaaaane February 7, 2013

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Raptor fucked

When you fuck something with three fingers in a claw like motion and make a dinosaur noise.

Amy did you just raptor fucked his drink?
"Yes I stuck three fingers in his drink.... Rawr"

by Winesday June 21, 2016

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Pull a raptors

To gain the lead by a decent amount and lose during third or fourth quarter, consistently every game.

Toronto Raptors have gained the lead by 20 after the second half. Final score 85-95, Toronto Raptors lose by 10. Pull a raptors
Omg we pull a raptors again. They've been doing this since 2004.

by snepts November 5, 2010

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