When you get two black eyes simultaneously and you have the appearance of a raccoon.
Dude you got raccooned in that fight last night, or Did you see that guy he got raccooned.
by cdizzle24 May 29, 2009
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After banging someone, pop them in the face twice, giving them two black eyes. The run away, kicking over their garbage as you leave.
Girl 1: That asshole punched me twice in the face last night night during coitious!
Girl 2: And look at the garbage! Oh no! You've been Raccooned!
by TinMan13a June 15, 2012
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person from india,or with indian ancestry,this is more common say between french-americans,raccoon is a nickname given to indian people due to their more darker skin around their eyes,wish assimilate them to raccoons whom also have this characteristic
I went to 7eleven,and that fuckin raccoon tried to overcharge me for a 12 pack.
by jean zizuo March 30, 2008
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An indestructable homacidal monster which is immortal and if you encounter one you should just take the easy way out and blow your brains out in front of your family
im at the gym and theres a big raccoon working out more buff than me
by juicy mango May 4, 2021
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When a girl aggressively blows a guy so hard she tears up, making her mascara/eyeliner run, giving her the appearance of a racoon
"Dude, I face-fucked her so hard she was raccooning even before I came
by RM_Steve May 8, 2023
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Verb. To raccoon someone is to blacken both of the eyes through bludgeoning.
Greg thought it was necessary to hit each eye to raccoon his opponent, but he was successful with a single right cross to the nose.
by somegoof January 19, 2005
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A person of extreme annoyance whose sole purpose is to make one want to jump off of a bridge. Can be associated with the feelings one gets from having their garbage knocked over and strewn across the front lawn. Also, someone who will steal your food and scurry away then the lights come on.
Irina "Wow I'm starving. I think the rest of my pasta is still in.... o wtf!!"

John "It must have been Randee, that damn raccoon"
by John Tallia May 20, 2007
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