Raccooned

When you get two black eyes simultaneously and you have the appearance of a raccoon.

Dude you got raccooned in that fight last night, or Did you see that guy he got raccooned.

by cdizzle24 May 29, 2009

raccoon

person from india,or with indian ancestry,this is more common say between french-americans,raccoon is a nickname given to indian people due to their more darker skin around their eyes,wish assimilate them to raccoons whom also have this characteristic

I went to 7eleven,and that fuckin raccoon tried to overcharge me for a 12 pack.

by jean zizuo March 29, 2008

Raccooning

When a girl aggressively blows a guy so hard she tears up, making her mascara/eyeliner run, giving her the appearance of a racoon

"Dude, I face-fucked her so hard she was raccooning even before I came

by RM_Steve May 8, 2023

raccoon

An indestructable homacidal monster which is immortal and if you encounter one you should just take the easy way out and blow your brains out in front of your family

im at the gym and theres a big raccoon working out more buff than me

by juicy mango May 4, 2021

raccoon

Verb. To raccoon someone is to blacken both of the eyes through bludgeoning.

Greg thought it was necessary to hit each eye to raccoon his opponent, but he was successful with a single right cross to the nose.

by somegoof January 18, 2005

raccoon

A person of extreme annoyance whose sole purpose is to make one want to jump off of a bridge. Can be associated with the feelings one gets from having their garbage knocked over and strewn across the front lawn. Also, someone who will steal your food and scurry away then the lights come on.

Irina "Wow I'm starving. I think the rest of my pasta is still in.... o wtf!!"

John "It must have been Randee, that damn raccoon"

by John Tallia June 6, 2007

raccoon

When someone gives their spousal entity hickies around the nipples in the shape of a raccoon's mask.

My girlfriend woke up this morning with a raccoon on her chest.

by Dannyn November 12, 2006