r-rated tour guide

A college student who has sex with their college friends hometown friends when they are visiting.

Girl 1: "OMG, so-and-so's friend is visiting this weekend."
Girl 2: "Oh so you're gonna be an r-rated tour guide??"
Girl 1: Yeah, I heard he's pretty hot, and ill never have to see him again."

by shmoopdidiwhoop April 22, 2019

Rared Up

To get absolutely out of control drunk as hell. People that are in the presence of someone raring up should either choose to rare up also or stand the fuck back because you may get hit with anything in sight. Fist pumping may be involved.

You gonna get rared up tonight shit stain?

Let's get rared up!

Get rared up or fuck you!

I was so rared up last night.

by R Tayla August 5, 2010

Top-rated motherfucker

The person that, in each Urban Dictionary word or phrase, is featured as the top definition thanks to the popular votes he or she has received.

A Pink Floyd Fan is someone who likes Pink Floyd music, INCLUDING The Wall, for it doesn't mean that it is bad solely because it is popular, you top-rated motherfucker.

by Bryianzum March 21, 2009

Dance Raped

Past Participle. When a creeper at a club starts grinding on a girl without her consent or even asking her.

We went out to the club last night and my creeper friend dance raped like 20 girls.

by KO728 February 27, 2009

elephants raped

This is a comic exaggeration of pain and soreness from some activity such as sports.

Gawdddf, l feel like elephants raped me after that football game!

by I, Wreckerrr June 6, 2021

You don't know, you've never been raped

A response used when one person calls another one out on their bullshit.

"I don't think your life is as bad as you claim."
"You don't know, you've never been raped!"

by helrunr January 23, 2019

....And then you were raped.

a phrase you can add to a long, boring story that a friend or relative is telling you, to make the story more exciting or funny for yourself.

Person A: "When we were in Nebraska we visited the museum of agriculture, went to a corn maze, and visited a farm....

Person B: ....And then you were raped."

Person A: "What??, No I wasn't"

by The Flying 69 September 6, 2009